What is Matt Preston?
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The act of jacking off with ones own shit.
I stress that you use your own shit because using someone elses....would just be gross...aye matt...
After taking a huge shit, Aruba gazed down into the toilet. The sight and smell of his huge fecal load caused a stirring in his loins that he could resist no more. He gave into his temptation and reached into the bowl. In his hand his shit felt warm and sensuous. Using his shit he began to stroke his throbbing fuck stick faster and faster finally bringing himself to a climax. Spent and stinking he stared down at his Matt Preston
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The instinctive and unexplainable urge to throw yourself into your friends fights. Inspired by the oh so awesome Jayne Cobb, of Joss Whe..
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someone who always has a cheesy grin and looks smug
Mr gleaves is such a snizzle pig lol
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The scientific term referring to the process that laymen refer to as "picking your nose".
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