What is Matt Schneider?
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an amazing boyfriend who is a great kisser, sweetest person alive, total loser (in a good way), fervent Obama supporter, optimist, philosophically inclined, extremely silly, a dog lover, kind, extremely funny, sporadically random (as repetitive as that is), loving as can be, sexily bilingual (amee ohev otcha, chamudi), and whose loved by rachel more than pie <3
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Anything that vibrates and can be used like a vibrator
dude that guy always has his phone set on nurture feature
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Receiving head from a nun.
I was chillin' with Father Martin last night and he was like, "Yo, I got the craziest moral oral l..