Matt Schneider

What is Matt Schneider?


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an amazing boyfriend who is a great kisser, sweetest person alive, total loser (in a good way), fervent Obama supporter, optimist, philosophically inclined, extremely silly, a dog lover, kind, extremely funny, sporadically random (as repetitive as that is), loving as can be, sexily bilingual (amee ohev otcha, chamudi), and whose loved by rachel more than pie <3

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