What is Matt Splat?
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When you cum on a girl's stomach and she pushes the cum down in her vagina and uses it as lube much to your surprise, disgust, and slight sexual curiosity.
Amy is such a freak she tried to give herself a Matt Splat much to my amazement and secret arousal.
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a person who only fornicates black people
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An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.
Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your n..