Matt Stevens

What is Matt Stevens?


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Matt Stevens is a big hunk of man. He is a professional shark hunter and has recently caught a sharkWOT. His main diet consists of triple choc trumpets and flavored milk.

His favorite days include Aussie dayWOT and Labor dayWOT. He recently evaded the law in an incident so devastating that it will not be recorded. The prison gates are definitely not opening up for this boy.

Matt Stevens enjoys fucking good views and fishing(FOR SHARKS!).

"What a fucking good view" - Matt Stevens.

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