What is Matt Symons?
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the uber jewness that resigns in fat people; gets everything taken away for stupid reasons; wears a funny hat; anddddd you shouldn't be friends with this guy.
1. matt symons is a trouf of douche
2. jewish people have weird names; thats ok im not a jew.
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A phrase used to show disdain for a given task, or object that is horribly undesired.
Matt: "Hey will you cover my shift at work f..
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A unit of measurement used to calculate acute noobery and related dipshittery
Wow...you got pwnt like 10x in a row...you sure have a hi..
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the only brain where squeezing boobs and jessica simpson are the number 1 thoughts.
Les was squeezin' her boob for a hour...
