What is Matt Symons?
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the uber jewness that resigns in fat people; gets everything taken away for stupid reasons; wears a funny hat; anddddd you shouldn't be friends with this guy.
1. matt symons is a trouf of douche
2. jewish people have weird names; thats ok im not a jew.
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Someone who has a haircut which is long at the front and shaved at the sides
Look at that kid, what an Invert Jarvis he has!
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Phrase used commonly in fights. Normally screamed loudly and frequently as said person hops around you and strips. Then you kick his ass..
