What is Matt Symons?
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the uber jewness that resigns in fat people; gets everything taken away for stupid reasons; wears a funny hat; anddddd you shouldn't be friends with this guy.
1. matt symons is a trouf of douche
2. jewish people have weird names; thats ok im not a jew.
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A large, often hairy, man who plays rugby for some local or regional club, is built like a brick house privy, and after the game retires..
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A drunk chick who should be easy to bag.
I'm going for that ground ball over there. I hope I don't Bill Buckner it.
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