What is Matt Symons?
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the uber jewness that resigns in fat people; gets everything taken away for stupid reasons; wears a funny hat; anddddd you shouldn't be friends with this guy.
1. matt symons is a trouf of douche
2. jewish people have weird names; thats ok im not a jew.
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A sexual fetish for the touching of people's heads-- especially bald heads.
Photographers have extensive evidence of the President..
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Cat, originates from a girl called Cat, who is obsessed with the british band, Muse.
Oh look, there's a Cat collapsing at the sigh..
