Matt Symons

What is Matt Symons?

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the uber jewness that resigns in fat people; gets everything taken away for stupid reasons; wears a funny hat; anddddd you shouldn't be friends with this guy.

1. matt symons is a trouf of douche

2. jewish people have weird names; thats ok im not a jew.

See jewish, cannable, jerk, not funny, heart breaker, ass
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