What is Matt Symons?
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the uber jewness that resigns in fat people; gets everything taken away for stupid reasons; wears a funny hat; anddddd you shouldn't be friends with this guy.
1. matt symons is a trouf of douche
2. jewish people have weird names; thats ok im not a jew.
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fucking your girl as hard and deep as you can
Last night I met this chick and within an hour I was up to my nuts in guts!!
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when girl has a lower face covered in jizz at the climax of a 1 girl many man orgy.
girl 1.. did you have a good night at that orgy las..
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The valuable insight that comes during the long drive home.
"Dude, I totally figured out our budget problem."
"Oh yeah?..
