What is Matt Symons?
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the uber jewness that resigns in fat people; gets everything taken away for stupid reasons; wears a funny hat; anddddd you shouldn't be friends with this guy.
1. matt symons is a trouf of douche
2. jewish people have weird names; thats ok im not a jew.
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Constipating in a urinal in Atlanta, Georgia
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Pants that were factory "pre ripped. I personally thing that it is mentally retarded to pay more money for pants that are ripped.....
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a smirky skanky chick, usually desperate for attention and willing to degrade themselves.
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