Matt Ulman Edit Meaning

1. A tiny penis, perched on the nuts. Robert got panced in front of everyone, the whole cheerleading team saw his gummy thang. See wiene..

1. An ugly boy who somehow gets alot of head. Is a self-centered bastard, primarily concerned with how much ass he can get. Doesn't gi..

1. Having your asshole licked clean after receiving a blumpkin. Man, this real whore gave me a blumpkin the other night, but there was no ..