Matt Wieters

What is Matt Wieters?


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When your dick is so long you need to use a condom for protection. Not from STD's but from carpet burns and other sharp objects that may be lying on the floor.

I have having a Matt Wieters because I couldn't walk through the Holland Tunnel because of how long my dick is.

See o's, cock, dick, flesh rocket


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