What is Matt Wieters?
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When your dick is so long you need to use a condom for protection. Not from STD's but from carpet burns and other sharp objects that may be lying on the floor.
I have having a Matt Wieters because I couldn't walk through the Holland Tunnel because of how long my dick is.
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A confirmation of a statement which has nothing to do with soup. Usually used in cheery situations.
Bob- "Did you get that homewor..
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The finest marijauna you can find. I smoked some up in Canada and those nigs were insane.
Friend: "Whoa what kind of weed is this..
