What is Matt Wieters?
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When your dick is so long you need to use a condom for protection. Not from STD's but from carpet burns and other sharp objects that may be lying on the floor.
I have having a Matt Wieters because I couldn't walk through the Holland Tunnel because of how long my dick is.
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A long streak of feces in your tighty-whities brought about by relentless dingleberries that scrape between your ass crack and your unde..
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Synonym for gynecologist.
"Dude, my sister went to the labiatrician yesterday and it turns out she had the funk!"
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