What is Matt Wieters?
1.
When your dick is so long you need to use a condom for protection. Not from STD's but from carpet burns and other sharp objects that may be lying on the floor.
I have having a Matt Wieters because I couldn't walk through the Holland Tunnel because of how long my dick is.
See
Random Words:
1.
A slang term for "Let's get out of here!". It can also mean to rape someone.
Guy 1: "Man, Let's fuck this bitc..