What is Matt Wieters?
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When your dick is so long you need to use a condom for protection. Not from STD's but from carpet burns and other sharp objects that may be lying on the floor.
I have having a Matt Wieters because I couldn't walk through the Holland Tunnel because of how long my dick is.
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When an individual takes a stuffed animal and ejaculates on the chest of the stuffed animal, pretending that it is a real person.
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