What is Matt Wieters?
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When your dick is so long you need to use a condom for protection. Not from STD's but from carpet burns and other sharp objects that may be lying on the floor.
I have having a Matt Wieters because I couldn't walk through the Holland Tunnel because of how long my dick is.
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One who is experienced with and knows a good deal about cannabis. Similar to a barista for coffee or a capoeirista for capoeira.
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The little curls of eraser debris that litter the writing surface after a bout of erasing. So called because they resemble tiny worms.
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