What is Matt Wieters?
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When your dick is so long you need to use a condom for protection. Not from STD's but from carpet burns and other sharp objects that may be lying on the floor.
I have having a Matt Wieters because I couldn't walk through the Holland Tunnel because of how long my dick is.
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1. The opposite of ecofriendly.
2. Anyone displaying properties of a douche bag in relation to the environment.
Bob just peed in the r..
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The property of being an oblong. c.f. triangular.
"The patio is oblongular"..
