Mattaface Edit Meaning

1. A kootch that smells like armpit body odor. Friend 1: "Hey man, did you nail that chick last night?" Friend 2: Naw man, she ..

1. Engaging in sexual intercourse while driving, or on top of, a zamboni They zamboned all night long. See sex, fuck, intercourse, hockey..

1. when a woman is extremely hairy, to the point where they look like they are wearing a bear pelt for a coat. girl 1: OMG where did you g..