What is Mattage?
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After a vigorous love making effort, the pubic region of ones body becomes wet, and the pubic hair gathers in wet tufts, or mattage.
Stella and Steve are very active love makers. The body fluids excreted during their love making is abundant. So much so that their entire masses of pubic hairs collect up the fluids and form peaks and knots. This is called mattage.
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The condition ones pubic hair is left in after a vigorous love making session.
We made made passionate love last night, and after it all I had mattage all over!
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