Matt-a-tois

What is Matt-a-tois?

Having engaged in sexual acts with 3 different men named Matt at the same time.

"Oh man, did you see Jenny walking all weird today? Must of been from the Matt-a-tois she got in on yesterday...those guys are way too close."

See matt, matthew, sex, threesome, sweet

A Safety

1. The condom stored in a wallet in case, there is an unexpected chance of getting laid Hey you gonna nail her tonight? IDK, i have a saf..

Sway Nada

1. The act of tring to appear sober when in the presence of authority. If it wasn't for my expertise in sway nada I would have a DUI ..

Utter Wank

1. Of Questionable Quality. "Man, the PS3 is utter wank!" See utter, wank, bad, poor, quality..

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