Matt-a-tois

What is Matt-a-tois?

Having engaged in sexual acts with 3 different men named Matt at the same time.

"Oh man, did you see Jenny walking all weird today? Must of been from the Matt-a-tois she got in on yesterday...those guys are way too close."

See matt, matthew, sex, threesome, sweet

Pedal Pushers

1. Pants that end mid-calf. Also known as capris, floods, clam diggers etc. Sally wears her pedal pushers while riding her bike so her cl..

Emotional Shareholder

1. Someone that is devoted to their sports team. They are sad when the team losses, happy when they win. Their mood depends on their team..

Smackerbate

1. To masturbate by furiously smacking one's penis. Man, my schlong sure is sore after I smackerbate. See mastubate, jerk off, whack..

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