What is Mattbel?
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A colloquial term used in the south of England which describes two bodies who often attempt but normally fail to break world records, usually records involving food.
That was such a shit attempt, mattbel could of done better than that.
That was so poor it reminded me of an attempt by mattbel
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A girl who has a boyfriend / husband who is not present in the physical that you date / have sex with / are in love with, until the boyf..
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Twirling tongues together and slapping each other on the face.
Girl 1- " Jason and I just frapadoodled!"
Girl 2- " AWWW..