Mattbel

What is Mattbel?


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A colloquial term used in the south of England which describes two bodies who often attempt but normally fail to break world records, usually records involving food.

That was such a shit attempt, mattbel could of done better than that.

That was so poor it reminded me of an attempt by mattbel

See awful, passionate, useless


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