What is Mattbel?
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A colloquial term used in the south of England which describes two bodies who often attempt but normally fail to break world records, usually records involving food.
That was such a shit attempt, mattbel could of done better than that.
That was so poor it reminded me of an attempt by mattbel
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Linguistic derivative : Rube - A simplistic country person
Origin of Concept - Descended from the archetype of the yuppie, an urban rub..
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when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..
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