What is Mattbel?
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A colloquial term used in the south of England which describes two bodies who often attempt but normally fail to break world records, usually records involving food.
That was such a shit attempt, mattbel could of done better than that.
That was so poor it reminded me of an attempt by mattbel
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An alternative name for having sex, especially when doors are closed and the shoes of the people having intercourse are left outside of ..
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When you pay a prostitute to give you a golden shower.
-Dude, did you really pay a hooker to piss on you?
-I wanted a Good Ole Tom!
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