What is Mattbel?
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A colloquial term used in the south of England which describes two bodies who often attempt but normally fail to break world records, usually records involving food.
That was such a shit attempt, mattbel could of done better than that.
That was so poor it reminded me of an attempt by mattbel
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When monks congregate and circle jerk while chanting to Bjork songs.
Damn, those monks sure like to monksterbate to Bjork songs.
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