What is Mattel Man?
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1. A male person who seems like a strong assertive man on the outside, but closer inspection reveals that he is, in fact, metaphorically dickless and balless, like a male Barbie doll, which is anatomically incorrect; 2. A gutless, spineless man
plural: Mattel men
Not to be confused with a man being called a KEN DOLL, which is synonymous with PRETTY BOY or MIMBO
I thought David had balls, but when I got to know him I realized he was a Mattel man.
Random Words:
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The act of receiving anal sex while vomiting simultaneously.
A.K.A.- U.D.R.B.
Sheila used that new strap-on today to give me an Upside..
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1:An insult
2: a really kewl cuss word to use without getting in trouble
3: a word to confuse people
1: You flippin Flibbertygibbet!!..
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if you're done, you just said/did something really dumb, and someone just owned you basically and told you "youre done"
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