What is Mattel Man?
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1. A male person who seems like a strong assertive man on the outside, but closer inspection reveals that he is, in fact, metaphorically dickless and balless, like a male Barbie doll, which is anatomically incorrect; 2. A gutless, spineless man
plural: Mattel men
Not to be confused with a man being called a KEN DOLL, which is synonymous with PRETTY BOY or MIMBO
I thought David had balls, but when I got to know him I realized he was a Mattel man.
Random Words:
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It means you are cute!!! Also means Abbi is cute.
You are such a panda face!
Abbi you are my panda face!
Omgdz you remind me of a pan..
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The term used when one farts into another's drink. Add "double shot" when the fart is a shart.
1. Jocelyn left her drink..
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when one shrugs as they hug. ie:) sticks their shoulders up the their ears whenever they hug another.
Gee whiz, kait is such a shrug-hu..
