What is Mattel Man?
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1. A male person who seems like a strong assertive man on the outside, but closer inspection reveals that he is, in fact, metaphorically dickless and balless, like a male Barbie doll, which is anatomically incorrect; 2. A gutless, spineless man
plural: Mattel men
Not to be confused with a man being called a KEN DOLL, which is synonymous with PRETTY BOY or MIMBO
I thought David had balls, but when I got to know him I realized he was a Mattel man.
Random Words:
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Very loud booties shaped like squares, wrapped in cellophane with or without cream filling.
I be clubbin with these hoes with the fines..
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one who sexually corrupts youths.
"your mom's a youth-blaster, your mom's a fuckin disaster"..
