What is Mattel Man?
1.
1. A male person who seems like a strong assertive man on the outside, but closer inspection reveals that he is, in fact, metaphorically dickless and balless, like a male Barbie doll, which is anatomically incorrect; 2. A gutless, spineless man
plural: Mattel men
Not to be confused with a man being called a KEN DOLL, which is synonymous with PRETTY BOY or MIMBO
I thought David had balls, but when I got to know him I realized he was a Mattel man.
Random Words:
1.
a pink donut strapped to a mexican bootlegged rocket held together by scotch tape and chewing gum
i flew from hell to the moon on a don..
1.
Term used when two friends aren't quite boyfriend and girlfriend, but regularly sleep with each other esp. when drunk.
"Where..
