What is Mattel Man?
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1. A male person who seems like a strong assertive man on the outside, but closer inspection reveals that he is, in fact, metaphorically dickless and balless, like a male Barbie doll, which is anatomically incorrect; 2. A gutless, spineless man
plural: Mattel men
Not to be confused with a man being called a KEN DOLL, which is synonymous with PRETTY BOY or MIMBO
I thought David had balls, but when I got to know him I realized he was a Mattel man.
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A town 20 miles outside of phoenix arizona.
ie. BUTT FUCKING NOWHERE
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the act of having a penis in your mouth while simultaneously tossing his/her salad while he/she defacates onto a goat; a rim/blowjob if ..
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To imagine what is possible.
The act of imagination.
To create something as if out of nothing.
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