What is Mattel Man?
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1. A male person who seems like a strong assertive man on the outside, but closer inspection reveals that he is, in fact, metaphorically dickless and balless, like a male Barbie doll, which is anatomically incorrect; 2. A gutless, spineless man
plural: Mattel men
Not to be confused with a man being called a KEN DOLL, which is synonymous with PRETTY BOY or MIMBO
I thought David had balls, but when I got to know him I realized he was a Mattel man.
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Means what (not to be confused with what?). Response to anything that doesn't make sense.
"I always blinds then."
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Giving a facial while doing oragamie
Hey Tom do you like my paper swan? SLAT! Ew my new shirt. you just gave me an oragami slimeball
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