Matteo Madrid

What is Matteo Madrid?

An insatiable song writer, with a knack for speaking unspoken words of truth....

" Oh look at this guy trying to act like a matteo madrid, what a joke. "

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Logging The Forbidden Forest

1. Shaving your penis hair. Ususally done by gay people or perverts. I'd hate to be a lumberjack if they were loggint the forbidden f..

Urinal Fucker

1. When a male with a disease known as small penisitis has to use a urinal and instead of choosing the "adult" urinal, uses the &..

Veitched

1. To be seriously assaulted by a TV personality with short man syndrome, and be paid to keep your mouth shut. Normally performed in New Ze..

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