Matter Of Crap Edit Meaning

1. All the tchotchkes and cheap crap now made in the likeness of Obama. I'd buy that chia Obama but my kitchen is already full of oba..

1. the action of humping anything (including air) and drinking anything (that's not alcohol) -wtf is that girl doin? -oh, no1 told u..

1. An instance in ones life that is so wonderfully fantastic that it causes one to have an orgasm without any physical contact. This peanu..