Matterbation

What is Matterbation?

The stroking of a matter vigorously back and forth in your cerebrum with great intensity until conclusion.

Materbation without conclusion causes great pain and discomfort.

I was struggling with matterbation as to wether she really cared for me. As I reached "conclusion" I realized to my pleasure that she did.

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Symps

1. Slang for symptoms or people that have symptoms are called symps. Doctor what will be all my symps if I take this medicine. Hey dude, ..

Unworthy

1. when the man you thought wanted to be with you &loved you, always has to call back &is constantly drinking &having hangove..

Broffable

1. Acting black around black people, and white around white people. Hey nigga, stop being so broffable 'round dem crackers, you nigge..

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