Matterbation

What is Matterbation?

The stroking of a matter vigorously back and forth in your cerebrum with great intensity until conclusion.

Materbation without conclusion causes great pain and discomfort.

I was struggling with matterbation as to wether she really cared for me. As I reached "conclusion" I realized to my pleasure that she did.

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