Matterday Edit Meaning

1. A huge boner in the morning hours. "When I awoke this morning, I was sleeping face-down and had a raging mattress-stabber. I hope ..

1. A google serf, incessantly crapping on about how great google is much to the boredom of everyone else. Arrogant, obsessive and most of ..

1. The act or process of attempting cunnilingus while female projects a fetus at high speed into mouth of innocent cunniling-guy. "By..