Matterface

What is Matterface?

A Matterface is an ugly being who you would love to beat to an inch of his life, because his face is telling you to.

"John is such a matterface, come lets cunt him in the bastard and take his change!"

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Zuff

1. The sound that a zero makes going through life (zuffff....) Did you see those zuffs smoking weed down by the bridge? See loser, townie..

Jersey Donut

1. A ring of feces left by the anus of a cat or dog with poor hygiene. Dude, look at the jersey donut Dameon's cat left on your pants..

Wants On

1. a strong, uncontrollable desire for someone sexually. You can tell by his giant woody, that he "wants on" Mary. See horny, r..

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