What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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a Psychologicaly fucked up slut with no ambition or purpose.
"omg shes fucking 3 guys at once that is like so Roxanna of her"..
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What people actually mean when they say "homophobic". A person who, when confronted with homosexuality, experiences disgust or..
