What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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The most embarassing insult you could ever give to a car enthusiast. Usually said back to the person to embarass them.
TW - uh yeah, V8..
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- youtuber
- fanclubed
- on par with jonas brothers
- pretty hot dude
that guy, Levi Beamish, he's on youtube
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