What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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Demeaning description of a human, who is of no use or benefit for our planet and/or society. As do all humans during their lifetime, he/..
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Its the way of the politician, where you sneak out of stuff, do scandals, and lie about things.
He followed the way of Policiticianaryi..
