What is Mattes?
1.
A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
See
2.
A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
See
Random Words:
1.
It begins when one is laying on their back with arms extended to the left and right, mouth open and eyes closed immitating a Crucifix. I..
1.
Also known as the University of Waterloo (UW or UofW or UoW) situated in Waterloo, Ontario, Canada, is not only well known for its arts ..
