What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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The fantastic spelling of eastside catholic thanking the town for a great twenty years of their location in newport hills.
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Noun. Male genitalia especially when the man is wearing a wet speedo. Comes from a packaged tray of barbecue or braai meats available in..
