What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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When one finds him or herself in a situation where there appear to be women with large breasts in the area. The phrase should be used to..
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something that is recently made or discovered relative to the speaker.
To my grampa, this computer seems newfangled.
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