What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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2.
A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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Random Words:
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To strike a powerful blow to the male genitalia; A force so strong that it might cause it to burst or collapse.
p1. Yo u seen de fight..
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A sexual maneuver based upon the delicious Quebecois delicacy. The ingredients are represented as follows; fries (fingers), gravy (poop)..
