What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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(Pronounced, 'Kell boo-majh')
Definition: Major bummer. Total drag. Accept the inevitable.
He: Dude, I tried my best to g..
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It's a county in Kentucky... and that is honestly about it. Most significant even in the past 10 years? They put in a Subway.
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the sound a coach makes with a fungo on the gym floor
urggggggggggggghghghghg seven innings
See is, my, fungo..
