What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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A blunder bus is where you masturbate. Taking a ride on the blunder bus is masturbating, and a bus movie is someone attractive that you ..
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The feeling one has when they wake up after drinking the night before.
Man, you look Drunky Weather.
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fish that can be domesticated, but which is often flushed prematurely. Often dumped into toilets, and mistaken for dead as it has no ey..
