What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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a noun for a women with a extremely loose vagina.
Pamela Anderson is a jurassic slapstorm.
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the act of getting a blowjob after taking a messy shit and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your shit whil..
