What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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When a man has sex with a woman in any "animal" style.
"I took her home and zooplankter."
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when you know the style before it becomes popular. also to be ahead of the game. to have knowledge of useless information
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Nick name for a person who has just finished smoking massive amounts of marijuana and is therefore extremely high. Person normally hallu..
