What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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is a description in colombia (bogota) for someone that is too cheap
uy y que le regalo a su mama de dia de las madres
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When two men are engaged in anal sex and the receiver has a sheet over him with an appropriately sized hole and anal ease lubricant.
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The chances of being picked up by a spaceship if you get ejected into space within the 30 seconds you can survive according to The Hitch..
