What is Mattes?
1.
A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
See
2.
A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
See
Random Words:
See fob, mob, staten, island, fresh of the boat
Witness2: FOB MOB!
See fob, mob, staten, island, fresh of the boat..
1.
Nipples that are awkwardly situation on the breast of either a male or female so that they point down towards the floor.
Vera has some ..
1.
A date that is a total replay of previous pointless, forgettable dates.
Hairdresser: How was your blind date?
Samantha: Totally boring..
