What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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Random Words:
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The hottest girl on the planet
Hey back away from lynore domegan, shes mine u assface!
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awesome... great friend
Lynore D..
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The expression of being hella screwed.
you: HOLY HELL HOW DID WE GET HERE??
ME: No clue but if we dont get out we'll be quadrifuc..
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a farewell greeting... a good time has been had
Dude, its been real but i gotta bounce.
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