What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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A glorified name for dumpster diving.
Look at that douche, he's urban caving at Goodwill!
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A grotesquely fat girl your friend tells you to turn around and look at under false pretenses.
Guy1: Oh man! There's a hot girl ov..
