What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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Someone that is really fugly. Especially useful when there is a large group of hideous people, as the 'ugly bar' can be the ar..
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little gnomes that steal your underwear from drawers and even if you have them on!
The underpantsgnomes stole Billy Bob's underwea..
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Is a slang term from the streets of Mumbai that originates from the era of the British colonization of India. It's a dish of ice cr..
