What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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2.
A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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Random Words:
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to be unpleased or unhappy
there is no weed left
response: Nahhhhhhhhhhh
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Basically everyone in the Health Category who is in a complete panic about getting the Swine Flu.
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Penis, cock
Why don't you give my zipper chicken a kiss?
I like when you make Daddy's zipper chicken cluck.
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