What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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An ultra hot teacher who got arrested for having sex with a 14 year old kid.
Man this kid's lucky, too bad he opened his mouth.
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a strict one night stand, where you didn't know the girl/boy and where no contact is made afterwards.
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