What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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derogatory name for the police.
guns n' asses shot a guy last night.
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A fictional illness or syndrom made up by the Bashface Crew to describe 2 meanings:
1) To explain how you're feeling after a sessi..
