What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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(n.) – a Caitlin-related paint job
That painting was done in partiterier form.
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A great Flash Animation that only stupid little pricks dont enjoy.
The guy who wrote the above message has too much free time
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