What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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Going 20+ years without having sex
Simon HP is still on his vaginal protest
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This indirectly blunt Broadway ensemble dancer was born and currently lives in New York City and enjoys using spray-paint to graffiti he..
