What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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A private all girl party attended by bi/les curious females for sexual experimentation (i.e. an all girl orgy). Pussy parties are usual..
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This is a person between 20 and 25 years of age that has a gigantic ego.
You are a face crumb!
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A crumb..
