What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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An Hispanic male, usually a laborer or gardener.
The Julio-Down-By-The-Schoolyard that does the lawns didn't show up today. That m..
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bang a girl, skeet inside her take your corn cob with no corn put it in. Let the jizz dry overnight. Next time have sex make her eat i..
