What is Mattes?
1.
A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
See
2.
A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
See
Random Words:
1.
it goes vrrrrrr....vrrrrr
used for A.W.'s satisfaction.use C.H. didnt do the job!
found by the rents...uh-oh.
i love my purpley ..
1.
honestly i have no idea, i just once heard a retarded kid say it in my 7th grade math class, it was pretty funny
retarded kid says
&qu..
