What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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n. A whole lot of chusetts
That is one serious massachusetts.
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Most dencely populated per square mile state in the northeast. Known..
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The act of deliberately elongating an already overlong and dull story by asking obtuse questions regarding the minutiae of said story.
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A gay Indian man. An Indian dragqueen
"Hes sooo over Rice Queens... Since he got back from his trip to India hes become a pseudo B..
