What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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2.
A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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Random Words:
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When a person does something that is so stupid, you simply must dismiss their actions as coming from an immature perspective.
Rhiana wa..
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When you are wiping your ass after a big crap and you wipe the poop onto balls or lower back and or gootch.
Fuck nigga i just got swipe..
