What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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2.
A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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To solicit sexual relations with a female; A last ditch phrase used to land a desirable woman, usually in a bar; To point out an attract..
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White, sticky fluid that ejaculates from the penis. Also called semen.
As I was screwing Rob's hot girlfriend, I pulled out and sh..
