What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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shitting on your ex's carpet before leaving after you break up.
courtney threw me out last night so i gave her a jasonville farewe..
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When some one gets hit so hard their legs buckle and eventually the reciever of the hit falls flat on his face.
Bob got jelly legged af..
