What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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Random Words:
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The term used for food eaten while playing World Of Warcraft. Such as Chips,pop,cakes,etc.
I have to go to the store and get more W.O.W..
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Verb
1. When a legitimate email, often on a group list or including images, is lost in cyberspace due to restrictive spam blockers.
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