What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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The act of sticking your nose between someone's ass cheeks and eskimo kissing their asshole.
Hey, you can eskimo kiss my ass!
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First of all, the Montana Mount must be performed on a respectable mountain. Then the chick must be in the doggyposition grabbing onto ..
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Common to Northern Arizona, this occurs when when several cars full of drunken indians drive home from the bar. The least drunk drives ..
