What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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The sate of being so absurdly baller' that you surpass any level of baller' any other baller' may be.
Baller1: "Son..
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when you have sex in the ass before you have sex vaginally
ew that girl was caught pulling a clavijo the other night!
what?
yeah, she..
