What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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Random Words:
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testiculs on a dog,
that basterds like
bob barker
tell you to cut off
and they are cute
i would never cut off my doggie nuts
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This is THE answer if someone accuses you of being high or drunk. generally used when one's eye's are a bit of a give-away, or..
