What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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A spaz with no arms or legs, who rolls around and drools on your shoes.
Look at that quadrospaz, let's push him off the bridge.
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1. Joke slang that is similar to 'Show me the money.'
Time to get paid, son. How are you gonna ask for the raise?
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