What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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to be just straight foward honest with some one
Yo what happened last night, man iimma keep it a hunnit(hundred) with you i slept with ..
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a unicorn that has had the unfortunate fate of been bitten by a zombie resulting in death and then reanimation.
made famous by John and..
