What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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The perfect female. Brown hair and beaming facial features. She is the embodiment of everything desirable. She is tall, like a model, be..
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to have the 'condition' of being a gomo
Fag:dude i was born this way, god made me a gomophiliac.
Me:Fucking idiot...
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