What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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something that gives a person a sense of dred and fear, also means it freakes the fuck out of a person
Ugly disgusting hairy insects gi..
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A biatchaman can be either male or female and is a person that enjoys to be pleasured by small farm animals such a piglets, geese and ch..
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A Hater Of The Tater
(It Is Offensive To Hate A Tater)
David: You Douche Bag
Alex: TATER HATER!!!
See tater, potato, hater, hate, ta..
