What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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It's a word to describe somebody's reaction.
Sam has told this new funny joke to Peter, but he just stared at Sam with a blan..
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A list of people regularly passed in the course of a day, who have failed to respond to a greeting of some sort. e.g. a nod, 'hi&ap..
