What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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A generally nicer way of calling someone a cuntor in referance to the vaginal entrance.
Oi you MOTHERS GATEWAY get off my fucking grass..
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the act of walking into a random room, usually a dorm room, standing or sitting there for an amount of time to make it awkward, then lea..
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the love mustache.
when you are sexing your lady (or dude) and you pull out and ejaculate on her (his) belly, you then dip your finger ..
