What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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You know that bug that curls up when you try to get it. No, not the one that's poisonous, those ones suck arsh, yeah they like to h..
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Googling yourself to see where, when, and how often you show up on the Internet.
Joe: I wonder why Tom was so late to work this morning..
