What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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In reference to the popular Disney show, Jett Jackson starring Lee Thompson Young. It is when a man has a one night stand and on his way..
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A person who is highly stressed out.
1. Worked sucked today, my boss got me all quilled out about the project deadline.
2. I talked t..
