What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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As used by the stand up comedian Katt Williams to describe one of the many new powerful marijuana plants on the market today.
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One who likes to go down on, eat, and somewhat munch the genitals of a female.
I'm so into pussy, I'd muff munch your mum any..
