What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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When an African American or Hispanic wears colored contact lenses in an attempt to make their brown eyes blue. The result is an unatural..
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Its what you get when you jizz all over a woman's vajina and the pubic hair gets stuck together with the sperm
After we fucked, sh..
