Mattes

What is Mattes?


1.

A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish

Dude, is that a mattes on your pants

See mats, piss, semen, jizz

2.

A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style

I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me

See mats, chris, matters, doggie, stab


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