What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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When engaging in sexual intercourse, a man penetrates the partner's anus, then urinates in the anus.
(Anal+Golden Shower=Bubbly Ca..
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to shit your pants at work (which is a movie theater.)
dude, some guy named josh was pullin a doyle and after he did he told someone!!
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