What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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1. An act of betrayal.
2. A traitor to a cause.
1. "Oh, damn I forgot to mention I'm dating your stepmom."
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when a black male from the age of 5-55 takes a large nail gun, or staple gun and shoves it so far pu his ass and pulls the trigger, ther..
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How someone shows their high level of ineptness.
Lisa showed her ineptifuckintuidness by forgetting the power supply for the pump.
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