What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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Random Words:
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Pakistani - cockney rhyming slang, from On the Buses actor
The kebab shop was full of Reg Varneys, no one spoke a word of English
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1. like hardcore - but way harder.
2. a way of life, liking zombies & dressing up as them randomly
3. defined by amanda and pam, l..
