What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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Random Words:
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the coolest nickname anyone can ever give to someone
"Good one rodj podge"
See rod, rodrigo, cool, lol, lmao..
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Occurs when someone who has an iphone sees someone else with the same phone and almost immediatly gets all competitive and tries to see ..
