What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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Great voice, great guitarist, great songwriter. Massively talented and very sexy too.
Som Wardner is God
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Sri Lankan-born frontman ..
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When you goto kiss an unsuspecting victim and totally miss there mouth and kiss there chin
Also see:Tony Chainsaw and
Tony Stiffnecks..
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No sex without commitment. Good stuff isn't free- if you're giving something, you should be getting in return.
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