What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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Random Words:
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the act of being positivly truthful
HISTORY-the word was thought up at 9 31 on january 18th 2009. was used in conversation 3 minutes af..
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1. Another term for paying a prostitute
2. An abnoxious person
3. A title of book by Judy Blume
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