What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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Random Words:
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womans clit.
man, she loves it when i play with the little man in the pink canoe.
See christo..
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A cross or plus shaped bruise inflicted when the nose of a football contacts the flesh at velocities Elway routinely attained.
You fuck..
