What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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In the Texas Hold 'Em Poker game, when a person wins the hand in the final round and on the final community card, which is called t..
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The condition where frequently driving at high speeds affects your overall sense of speed. You become permanently velocitized.
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