What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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Random Words:
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a kinky variation to "Nighty Night'
thought up by me
girl: ugh, i am so tired, i am going to bed
guy: mmk, naughty night
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Receiving a handjob, while on your back with your feet spread up over your head, from a fully clothed woman. The end result being an eja..
