What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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where the fuck are you going?
used when you spot someone wearing an outift that they know good and damn well should have been left wher..
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when u put ur cock between 2 ritz crackers and make a girl eat it
it took Nicholia an hour to eat Austin's penis wafer.
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Worse than a pillow biter. Probably takes a 2x4 in the ass or something. Usually a fetish within the Caucasion race.
Poor mattress bite..
