What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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Someone who is constantly used by others. Basically a tool of the lowest form.
"Come here you jerkoff monkey, shine these shoes fo..
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Two bisexual chicks, one laying on the bed, and the other laying on top of her, face to face, making out. This provides a convenient an..
