What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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When a man is in and out of his girl very quickly.
Mike you yo yo fuck, couldn't you have lasted any longer than that?
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The entrace to Hell. The Rio Grande Valley is known as "Hellz Gate" because of the heavy drug trafficing, murders and horrific..
