What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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French fries. It's a much better way of annoying the frogs than saying freedom fries. The earliest known usage (or at least the b..
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whem someone apears to be dummy...
You are so dummy, you have the iq under the subway.
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