What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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the opposite of awesomeness.
an action/event that is retarded, unneeded, and stupid.
Dude that Tara Reid show was unawsomeness.
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When you masturbate into your significant other's waiting hand, a huge turn-on for most
When your significant other lets you ejacu..
