What is Mattes?
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A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish
Dude, is that a mattes on your pants
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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An insult, usually directed towards a freind after the usage of the phrase, "Your mom". Very good comeback.
"oh yeah, y..
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1)A kegstand done by someone who listens to 'emo' music while the people holding him/her up sing emo music.
2)A kegstand that..
