Matthew E

What is Matthew E?


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a very sarcastic individual who is too tall for his own good. he's very knowledgeable about suicide methods, helping his friends with that whenever they are in need.

Kurt: "I hate my life! I could just die!"

*Flash of light*

It's a bird! It's a plane!

.... It's Matthew E!

See suicide, kurt, matthew, matt


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