What is Matthew Johns?
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term used to define a group of professional sportsmen who gather regularly to wank furiously together. normally in a hotel and positioned in a circular arrangement with a young female at the centre.
hey bra, nice pass earlier... do you wanna come over to my hotel room later, we're all meeting for a quick "Matthew Johns" session.
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going number two behind a bush when you're locked out of your house.
"she pulled a mary barb..."
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1. A euphemism for the bullet you were accidently shot with.
2. A bullet reserved for one of your friends.
"I was in the shit...
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Money and personal property that a hard-working person accumulates during his lifetime that pissant children thinks is their due upon hi..
