What is Matthew Johns?
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term used to define a group of professional sportsmen who gather regularly to wank furiously together. normally in a hotel and positioned in a circular arrangement with a young female at the centre.
hey bra, nice pass earlier... do you wanna come over to my hotel room later, we're all meeting for a quick "Matthew Johns" session.
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When a guy has so much hair on his butt, it simply looks like a butt sweater.
My boss Matt is so hairy, I bet he has wears a butt sweat..
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taking a shit
(can be hazardous while camping)
I shouldn't of eaten that burrito, now i need to go 2 logs down
See 2, logs, down..
