Matthew Johns

What is Matthew Johns?


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term used to define a group of professional sportsmen who gather regularly to wank furiously together. normally in a hotel and positioned in a circular arrangement with a young female at the centre.

hey bra, nice pass earlier... do you wanna come over to my hotel room later, we're all meeting for a quick "Matthew Johns" session.


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