Matthew Of The Hamber Sort

What is Matthew Of The Hamber Sort?

1.

a teenage boy, with a small, often non-existent penis

shortened to heymbear...

"hey look at that guys dick, he must be a matthew of the hamber sort"

See hamber, matthew, small penis

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