Matthew Perkins

What is Matthew Perkins?

A reaaaaally ugly 'red' head, more orange. lives near regina

wooah did u see that ugly red head?

Yess his name is Matthew Perkins

See matthew, ugly, red, head, fat.

Splooge Humps

1. When u Jizz on a Girls Stomach then ride the ripples ("humps") with your beer belly and floppy wang. I was gonna blow my load..

Vtstella

1. an italian mamma all sex'd up for a night on the town.T.O . Normally with a dark skin and a round booty. "hott-dammm that VTs..

Rusty Bayonet

1. when a guy puts on a strap on so that he can bang her in the ass with the dildo as he penetrates her vagina, or vice-versa. Same concept..

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