What is Matthew Ryan Johnson?
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A complete retard that has no idea what is goin on ever, is always lost no matter how simple the conversation. has a .2 inch dick. always needs to wear a helmet when leaving the house.
Person 1: Damn matthew ryan johnson is dumb as fuck.
Person 2: hell yea he is, i dont know how he can function without his helmet.
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extended version of OMGWTFBBQ.
person 1: OMG did you see that thing on tv LOL
person 2: ROFLOMGLOLWTFBBQ
person 1: ... shut uuuuup.
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A mentally disabled person.
Rain Man? Why would I want to watch a movie about a flesh bullet?
See retard, handicapped, stupid, moron, ..
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When you eat a bunch of raw fish and feel drunk / hung over.
Barry: That all you can eat sushi was a bargain!
Phil: Dude, I can't..
