What is Matthew Ryan Johnson?
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A complete retard that has no idea what is goin on ever, is always lost no matter how simple the conversation. has a .2 inch dick. always needs to wear a helmet when leaving the house.
Person 1: Damn matthew ryan johnson is dumb as fuck.
Person 2: hell yea he is, i dont know how he can function without his helmet.
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The state of having more than sufficient water to make you unthirsty.
"With these 24 steins of water, I'm in Quench City"..
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someone who is largely obssesed with the classic rock band Led Zeppelin, similar to the word Metalhead
dude 1: duuude! I just got an ex..
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Having an active and pleasurable sex life with your significant other.
Buddy: So, you and your wife of 5 years still get it on or what?..
