What is Matthew Ryan Johnson?
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A complete retard that has no idea what is goin on ever, is always lost no matter how simple the conversation. has a .2 inch dick. always needs to wear a helmet when leaving the house.
Person 1: Damn matthew ryan johnson is dumb as fuck.
Person 2: hell yea he is, i dont know how he can function without his helmet.
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Random Words:
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-An alternative to saying "what tha fuk" or "what tha duece"
"YO .......i think i just threw up a quarter!......
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An impossibility. No self respecting nigga would even think about living in east omaha.
He called me an east omaha nigga so I kicked hi..
