What is Matthew Ryan Johnson?
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A complete retard that has no idea what is goin on ever, is always lost no matter how simple the conversation. has a .2 inch dick. always needs to wear a helmet when leaving the house.
Person 1: Damn matthew ryan johnson is dumb as fuck.
Person 2: hell yea he is, i dont know how he can function without his helmet.
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Toilet, W.C aka The Big White Telephone
"I need a dump!"
"Use the dump station man, not the plant pot! Jeesh!"
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someone who has just gotten on your nerves
that chicken balled bastard just called me a punk
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