What is Matthew Ryan Johnson?
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A complete retard that has no idea what is goin on ever, is always lost no matter how simple the conversation. has a .2 inch dick. always needs to wear a helmet when leaving the house.
Person 1: Damn matthew ryan johnson is dumb as fuck.
Person 2: hell yea he is, i dont know how he can function without his helmet.
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Noun- The very subtle relief one gets while doing something that they overwhelmingly feel guilty for.
Etymology- That low, dirty feelin..
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The easy women who hang around Lacrosse players at college parties.
'Oh, man, this place is full of tail. So many lacrosse-stitute..
