Matthew Ryan Johnson

What is Matthew Ryan Johnson?


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A complete retard that has no idea what is goin on ever, is always lost no matter how simple the conversation. has a .2 inch dick. always needs to wear a helmet when leaving the house.

Person 1: Damn matthew ryan johnson is dumb as fuck.

Person 2: hell yea he is, i dont know how he can function without his helmet.

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