What is Matthewlovesmelanie?
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Just like it says, Matthew loves Melanie more than anything in the world. She is the most wonderful girl that has ever lived; she's fun, she's smart, she's sexy, she's beautiful, and there has never been a girl nor will there ever BE a girl that has tickled every inch of Matthew's fancies like Melanie has/does.
MatthewlovesMelanie more than anything else in the world and hopes to be able to love her and make her happy forever and ever.
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