Mat-tionary

What is Mat-tionary?


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A dictionary for stupid people. If someone is a dick they may use a mat-tionary to look up the meaning of a word. This is also a very useful anti-sawyeristic device.

"Hey Dick, pass me the mat-tionary"

See dictionary, matt, words, thesaurus, sawyerism


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