Mattitus

What is Mattitus?

a disease that makes the person only like matts.

whether they are famous or not, the person will still love them.

Jill: "Have you seen that matt over there? matt bellamy is hot as."

Jane: " Yah totally, but you're in love with like, every matt. WTF?"

Jill: "oh, that's just my mattitus."

Jane: "..."

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