What is Mattman?
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The suavest, most illmatic being to ever grace life, the internets, and beyond. A superhero amongst men. You can consider yourself lucky if you ever meet this man.
"Wow, that's the infamous Mattman? He's pretty awesome!"
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The pills ugly people take in order to ensure they stay ugly. This is satire
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The act of placing cellophane over the mouth of an individual and creating a small pocket which is then filled with feces. The newly mad..