What is Mattman?
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The suavest, most illmatic being to ever grace life, the internets, and beyond. A superhero amongst men. You can consider yourself lucky if you ever meet this man.
"Wow, that's the infamous Mattman? He's pretty awesome!"
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It is a Rusty Trombone with ball play. Uses both hands.
She finished me off, with the Irish Bagpipes!
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