What is Mattman?
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The suavest, most illmatic being to ever grace life, the internets, and beyond. A superhero amongst men. You can consider yourself lucky if you ever meet this man.
"Wow, that's the infamous Mattman? He's pretty awesome!"
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To have sex with someone in a public (usually crowded) place, such as a cloak room or toilet.
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The act of having sex with a dead amputee
"Dood... that little bald wierdo over there is definately one of those necroacrotomophel..
