Mattmatics

What is Mattmatics?

When a project takes 26 times longer to complete then originally forecasted and it cost 15 times more then the original quote.

My husband must have been using mattmatics when he said he could have the tile finished in two weeks, it's been two years and it's not finished yet.

See slow, delusions of grandeur

Catseye

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Numbreck

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Loner Stoner

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