Mattmatics

What is Mattmatics?

When a project takes 26 times longer to complete then originally forecasted and it cost 15 times more then the original quote.

My husband must have been using mattmatics when he said he could have the tile finished in two weeks, it's been two years and it's not finished yet.

See slow, delusions of grandeur

Cop Food

1. a round cake with a hole in tha middle. see donut lets go to dunkin donuts and get some cop food See round, good, doughnut, cat..

Simps

1. Short way of saying simple. Used like maybs or probs. "How was the test?" "Simps, don't worry" See simple, s..

W00terskates

1. Like the word lollerskates, but using w00t instead of lol. I just made it up. Yay for me!..

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