Mattmatics

What is Mattmatics?

When a project takes 26 times longer to complete then originally forecasted and it cost 15 times more then the original quote.

My husband must have been using mattmatics when he said he could have the tile finished in two weeks, it's been two years and it's not finished yet.

See slow, delusions of grandeur

Tophalf

1. Used to describe a women who is into other women, but only the "top half". i.e., boobs. I like women, but tophalf only. See ..

Artemis Sendant

1. (Full Name- Artemis Proctram Sendant) Artemis Sendant was born as an only child. His mother and father (Artemis Sendant-Father and Daphn..

Uber Pune

1. 1. An extra wet vag before engaging in sexual intercourse. 2. A vagina that was so wet it was hard to believe. Ronnie: "Holy shit..

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