What is Mattr?
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Uncommonly miniscule genetalia
The circus midget's mattr reminded the audience of a grain of rice. They screamed and ran from the tent in fear from the mattr. Then they got torches and pitchforks and returned to chase the midget and his freakish mattr into the hills where he found a pot of gold and took on the name Rumpelstiltskin.
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The hobby or practice of exploring the caverns of the face.
Often practiced in tandem with booger bombing.
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A massive penis. The owner of the king shlong has an unspeakably massive wang and must let everyone in the near vicinity know this fact...
