Mattr

What is Mattr?


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Uncommonly miniscule genetalia

The circus midget's mattr reminded the audience of a grain of rice. They screamed and ran from the tent in fear from the mattr. Then they got torches and pitchforks and returned to chase the midget and his freakish mattr into the hills where he found a pot of gold and took on the name Rumpelstiltskin.

See mini, tiny, small, wee


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