Mattress

What is Mattress?


1.

A sexually available girl who has many partners.

1) "God, I slept with all of them. I was such a mattress last night!"

2) "I'll introduce you to Suzy. She is such a mattress."

See tman

2.

One who has excessive sex with more than 5 boys in a fraternity.

stefani has had sex with many boys and the frats call her their mattress.

3.

Model/Actress who has been paid to do neither.

I'm going to an industry party tonight, should be full of mattresses...

See ho, slut, tramp, strawberry

4.

A silly hoe who stickes her fingers in her mouth.

"Dude, have you met Jane?"

"Unfortunately! She's such a mattress!"

See airhead, slut, emily, matress


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