Mattress Actress

What is Mattress Actress?

A prostitute; in particular one who will vocally and physically simulate orgasmic pleasure for her clients.

Jade, the coutesan, is renowned for being a high class mattress actress for those who can afford her services.

See strumpet, jade, ho, prostitute, courtesan

A girl who fakes sexual pleasure for financial gain. (Alternative to "gold digger")

Loom at that - he's 60 and loaded and she's 20! What a mattress actress!

See gold digger, faker, con, tease, user, whore

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