What is Mattress Actress?
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A prostitute; in particular one who will vocally and physically simulate orgasmic pleasure for her clients.
Jade, the coutesan, is renowned for being a high class mattress actress for those who can afford her services.
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A girl who fakes sexual pleasure for financial gain. (Alternative to "gold digger")
Loom at that - he's 60 and loaded and she's 20! What a mattress actress!
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Equal to zero.
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Like a blumpkin only reversed. You beat off into a toilet while pooping onto a girls face.
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