Mattress Biter

What is Mattress Biter?

Worse than a pillow biter. Probably takes a 2x4 in the ass or something. Usually a fetish within the Caucasion race.

Poor mattress biter, he can't even walk straight.

Gauchies

1. underwear, usually male. Sometimes called gauch. I can't find my gauchies! My gauchies are too tight. See undies, briefs, tidy w..

On Call

1. Is a way to get stuck up more hours at work. It's also a great way for your boss to keep you sucking their asses, whether they want..

Uuinus

1. The extra bit of floppy skin on your elbow. Some people think it's spelled 'weenis', but it's not. Let's all d..

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