Mattress Biter

What is Mattress Biter?

Worse than a pillow biter. Probably takes a 2x4 in the ass or something. Usually a fetish within the Caucasion race.

Poor mattress biter, he can't even walk straight.

Vans

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Nes-quik

1. An african american in the sunrise mall who seems to be poor/the stereotypical nigger. that nes-quik is conceling a glock 9 in his pant..

Ham/clam Ratio

1. The ratio between girls and guys in a social situation. Just like any ratio, the Ham/Clam can be reduced. For example, if there are five..

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