Mattress Girl

What is Mattress Girl?


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When a group of girls spend the night with a group of guys, the girl that is left over (the one that did not score) ends up sleeping on a mattress in the living room.

"You were the Mattress Girl last night? Man, I feel bad for you."

See reject, ugly girl, fucktard


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