Mattress Gymnastics

What is Mattress Gymnastics?

Performing elaborate sex acts in bed, usually involving some degree of flexibility.

Question: "How did Kevin pull his hammy?" Response: "He and Marien engaged in a round of mattress gymnastics last night."

See sexual intercourse, dance, mambo, tag, banging

Up...your Ante

1. an unconscious(sic) desire for social intercourse with a relative. DON´T!! If you´re planning to up...your ante or for that matter an..

Unballinest

1. the least ballin' thing,ever. George: I can't wait for our next homework assignment. mDub: George...that is the most unballi..

Sorsisis

1. 1. Totally awesome and intelligent. Smart super cool and friendly. Humorous affable and flamboyant. Excellent terrific and stupendous al..

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