Mattress Gymnastics

What is Mattress Gymnastics?

Performing elaborate sex acts in bed, usually involving some degree of flexibility.

Question: "How did Kevin pull his hammy?" Response: "He and Marien engaged in a round of mattress gymnastics last night."

See sexual intercourse, dance, mambo, tag, banging

In The Poopah

1. good catch phrase well this one time, at band camp in the poopah in the poopah in the poopah in the poopah in the poopah in the poopah ..

Quaking Your Dial

1. A common euphemism for sucking your dick. Karli is always up for quaking your dial. See sucking, your, dick, blowjob, oral 1. A comm..

Niggalighter

1. a lighter that wont light light that blunt.i cant i have a niggalighter See lighter, nigga, broke, stupid, ass..

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