Mattress Gymnastics

What is Mattress Gymnastics?

Performing elaborate sex acts in bed, usually involving some degree of flexibility.

Question: "How did Kevin pull his hammy?" Response: "He and Marien engaged in a round of mattress gymnastics last night."

See sexual intercourse, dance, mambo, tag, banging

Yaddel

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W00ter

1. w00t, or woot, but then cooler. person1: I passed my exams! person2: w00ter! I'm so happy for you! See woot, w00t, wooter, woute..

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