Mattress Gymnastics

What is Mattress Gymnastics?

Performing elaborate sex acts in bed, usually involving some degree of flexibility.

Question: "How did Kevin pull his hammy?" Response: "He and Marien engaged in a round of mattress gymnastics last night."

See sexual intercourse, dance, mambo, tag, banging

Pudanda

1. female genitals, also used to describe somthing that looks like the female genitals. Or somthing nasty looking When i went to get a bik..

W00fle

1. 1. An exclamation of anger, frusteration, pain, or angst. 2. A holy figure that fights for your safety online. 3. A hairy waffle: mix..

Oodang

1. an experession used to convey excitement or surprise. oodang, that's some dank ass weed you got there! See excitement, surprise, ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Mattress Gymnastics Edit Meaning