Mattress Gymnastics

What is Mattress Gymnastics?

Performing elaborate sex acts in bed, usually involving some degree of flexibility.

Question: "How did Kevin pull his hammy?" Response: "He and Marien engaged in a round of mattress gymnastics last night."

See sexual intercourse, dance, mambo, tag, banging

Riki-tik

1. Slang word for ASAP, often used in good humor. You'd better haul your ass out here riki-tik. See slang, riki, black, cow, bell, b..

U.d.i.

1. Unidentified Drinking Injury - A mysterious injury received during a bender (qv) and of which the victim has no recollection "Hone..

08/15

1. German slang for something very simple, poor and "not special". History: This slang comes from the German military. The 08/15..

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