Mattress Gymnastics

What is Mattress Gymnastics?

Performing elaborate sex acts in bed, usually involving some degree of flexibility.

Question: "How did Kevin pull his hammy?" Response: "He and Marien engaged in a round of mattress gymnastics last night."

See sexual intercourse, dance, mambo, tag, banging

Cancel That Shit

1. 1. A statement of disapproval. Similar to "I don't fuck with that mess" or "fuck that shit." Person 1: Come on..

Clutterful

1. understanding and accepting an untidy area, which contains a variety of objects that female has a very clutterful purse See mess, clut..

Lolfux

1. Laughing while two people (or more) fux. They lolfux all the time when they fux. See fux, fuxing, fuck, lol, law, laughing, laugh, fuc..

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