Mattress Gymnastics

What is Mattress Gymnastics?

Performing elaborate sex acts in bed, usually involving some degree of flexibility.

Question: "How did Kevin pull his hammy?" Response: "He and Marien engaged in a round of mattress gymnastics last night."

See sexual intercourse, dance, mambo, tag, banging

Yrr

1. abbreviation for your yrr an idiot yrr adorable See your, you are, you're, yur..

It Didnt Snow On My Vagina Day

1. 1. a female virgin 2. when ur not fucking and or having sex "Damn, i broke up with my husbandlast night" "Lucky it did..

You'll Get It When Your Older

1. A common statement used by High School students to avoid answering stupid questions such as: 1)how do you do this? 2)what are you guys..

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