Mattress Gymnastics

What is Mattress Gymnastics?

Performing elaborate sex acts in bed, usually involving some degree of flexibility.

Question: "How did Kevin pull his hammy?" Response: "He and Marien engaged in a round of mattress gymnastics last night."

See sexual intercourse, dance, mambo, tag, banging

Ilywfm

1. Another variation of ily (I love you) I love you way fuckin more Person A: ily! Person B: Yer, but ilywfm!! See ily, ilywfm, ilysfm,..

Horse-banging-skank

1. people from the south who have nutting better to do except for analy penetarting horses or mules. Skeeter is a horse banging skank becu..

Fagnard

1. an insolent little faggot retard shut up you emo fagnards! See Samhain..

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