Mattress Gymnastics

What is Mattress Gymnastics?

Performing elaborate sex acts in bed, usually involving some degree of flexibility.

Question: "How did Kevin pull his hammy?" Response: "He and Marien engaged in a round of mattress gymnastics last night."

See sexual intercourse, dance, mambo, tag, banging

Field Visit

1. Leaving work in the middle of the day to partake of carnal pleasures ... and getting paid to do it. We have't heard from Larry in ..

Jeremy Hotz

1. One of the funniest stand-up comics in existence! "The Canadian flag's supposed to be a symbol of power... it's a leaf! ..

Zof

1. The act of being a bitch. Dude she was being suck a fuckin zof, I had to tell her to fuck off See scrabble, bitch, whore, slut..

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