Mattress Gymnastics

What is Mattress Gymnastics?

Performing elaborate sex acts in bed, usually involving some degree of flexibility.

Question: "How did Kevin pull his hammy?" Response: "He and Marien engaged in a round of mattress gymnastics last night."

See sexual intercourse, dance, mambo, tag, banging

On A Regs

1. regularly, on a regular basis. "i attend school on a regs" translation: i attend school regularly. See on a regs, chav, ab..

Emo Maiden

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Npat

1. no problem any time mary: thx jill: npat (: See no, problem, any, time, npat 2. Acronym: No problem at all. Person 1: Thanks You:..

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