Mattress Gymnastics

What is Mattress Gymnastics?

Performing elaborate sex acts in bed, usually involving some degree of flexibility.

Question: "How did Kevin pull his hammy?" Response: "He and Marien engaged in a round of mattress gymnastics last night."

See sexual intercourse, dance, mambo, tag, banging

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