Mattress Gymnastics

What is Mattress Gymnastics?

Performing elaborate sex acts in bed, usually involving some degree of flexibility.

Question: "How did Kevin pull his hammy?" Response: "He and Marien engaged in a round of mattress gymnastics last night."

See sexual intercourse, dance, mambo, tag, banging

W2ds

1. An acronym for"Want to Dirty Sanchez?"; Primarily used in text messages and online. Robert: Hey Meryl, w2ds? Meryl: Sure, I&..

Amero Trash

1. An American citizen, typically well-educated, who wastes his or her employment opportunities by holding a sub-par job or not working, dr..

[sarcasm On]

1. This phrase is followed by the closing tag: /sarcasm off It is a mesh of l33t speak and blog jargon. The condensed form for this method..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Mattress Gymnastics Edit Meaning