Mattress Gymnastics

What is Mattress Gymnastics?

Performing elaborate sex acts in bed, usually involving some degree of flexibility.

Question: "How did Kevin pull his hammy?" Response: "He and Marien engaged in a round of mattress gymnastics last night."

See sexual intercourse, dance, mambo, tag, banging

Yehtee

1. john hopwood (from oghs) John you are such a yehtee. hey my yehtee yeeaaah this is how we do it up in this place..

Yiptsing

1. complaining, whining, grousing Quit you yiptsing and do your homework. See complaining, whining, bitching..

One Eyed Turtle Neck Bandit

1. Noun. A slang term for a circumcised penis. "One Eyed" refers to the single hole in the penis. "Turtle Neck" refe..

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