Mattress Impregnation

What is Mattress Impregnation?

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the act of having a wet dream while sleeping in the nude, and your skeet stains your mattress

Jarrett decided to sleep in the nude for his first time, resulting in regret from the mattress impregnation

See pregnant, mattress, skeet

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