Mattress Parakeets

What is Mattress Parakeets?

When somebody's mattress has bedsprings that are so worn and squeaky that they sound like parakeets.

I heard the mattress parakeets when I jumped on my bed (I was excited because I got a letter from my half-sister in Spain)...they sounded angry.

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Frazmataz

1. A little asshole who whenever encounters a female ejaculates instantly. "look at the frazmataz on the floor, hes just been touched..

Iwawtc

1. "I would agree with that comment". A: This is really badly rubbish. B: IWAWTC. See concord, concur, consent..

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