Mattress Parakeets

What is Mattress Parakeets?

When somebody's mattress has bedsprings that are so worn and squeaky that they sound like parakeets.

I heard the mattress parakeets when I jumped on my bed (I was excited because I got a letter from my half-sister in Spain)...they sounded angry.

W-i-g-o-u-t

1. to freak out, go crazy, or loose the mind. I lost my keys and now I'm wigging out! See Caitlyn..

Cruiseline

1. A fun filled Trip in which theres a pool, free food, a bar, and a fuck load of old people. I mean too many. Yo, i was on the cruisline ..

W-hat

1. 1.)W-Hat is a group in Second Life for members of the Something Awful Forums. 2.)W-hat or :w-hat: came shortly after the "what&quo..

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