Mattress Parakeets

What is Mattress Parakeets?

When somebody's mattress has bedsprings that are so worn and squeaky that they sound like parakeets.

I heard the mattress parakeets when I jumped on my bed (I was excited because I got a letter from my half-sister in Spain)...they sounded angry.

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T.u.b.e.

1. Totally Unnecessary Breast Exam My girl went to her OB/GYN doctor and he gave her a T.U.B.E. See breast, boobs, melons, fun bags, p..

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