Mattress Parakeets

What is Mattress Parakeets?

When somebody's mattress has bedsprings that are so worn and squeaky that they sound like parakeets.

I heard the mattress parakeets when I jumped on my bed (I was excited because I got a letter from my half-sister in Spain)...they sounded angry.

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