Mattress Parakeets

What is Mattress Parakeets?

When somebody's mattress has bedsprings that are so worn and squeaky that they sound like parakeets.

I heard the mattress parakeets when I jumped on my bed (I was excited because I got a letter from my half-sister in Spain)...they sounded angry.

Hikarious

1. A barbaric way of saying Hilarious. Oh Alex your so Hikarious!! See funny, laugh, hilarious..

Xue

1. a sexy ass asian name for only a small minority of chinese people get named xue. Who is Michael Xue? Who cares he has a sexy last name..

Overlapsation Situation

1. When one car parks over the line in a parking lot forcing all of the other acrs to park over the line. Man, I got a ticket for parking ..

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