What is Mattress Pumper?
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A young guy, shy, loner, usually a teenager, often a geek, who does not have a girlfriend and spends far too much time alone, often at home in his bedroom, when other people his age are out having a good time. The implication being that he is
An underage drinker (under 18) is in a bar and bumps, into a grown man who shouts at him, "Piss off, you little mattress pumper".
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A 12 day program in which kids try their very hardest to hook up with somewhat decent looking BBG's.
Way to be that guy, at CLTC 3..
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One who dwels in the deep, durtiest parts of the anas. One who usually feasts on dwellings of the person they are inside, such as pewpie..
