What is Mattress Pumper?
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A young guy, shy, loner, usually a teenager, often a geek, who does not have a girlfriend and spends far too much time alone, often at home in his bedroom, when other people his age are out having a good time. The implication being that he is
An underage drinker (under 18) is in a bar and bumps, into a grown man who shouts at him, "Piss off, you little mattress pumper".
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A term used by male or female to tell someone not to come to them with whatever bull shit they are talking about.
miss me with the bull..
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The third greatest vocalist in rock, outclassed by Freddie Mercury and Jeff Buckley. Not only did he perform in Deep Purple, he was the ..
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The quality of being laughable, funny, humorous, amusing, comic, etc.
That clown is lolishable.
George you are so lolishable.
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