What is Mattress Pumper?
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A young guy, shy, loner, usually a teenager, often a geek, who does not have a girlfriend and spends far too much time alone, often at home in his bedroom, when other people his age are out having a good time. The implication being that he is
An underage drinker (under 18) is in a bar and bumps, into a grown man who shouts at him, "Piss off, you little mattress pumper".
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1)An affirmation used to express one's own " down for whatever" attitude.
2)A greeting.
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Gentleman #1: Ay bro, I&a..
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The almighty figure of the belief system Conceptual Peniosity, and a rough influence on Wangertonialism
Holden: Caulfield, please don&a..
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When playing Call of Duty World at War: Nazi Zombies; When your teammate fails to cover his window and lets in a nazi zombie whom prompt..