What is Mattress Pumper?
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A young guy, shy, loner, usually a teenager, often a geek, who does not have a girlfriend and spends far too much time alone, often at home in his bedroom, when other people his age are out having a good time. The implication being that he is
An underage drinker (under 18) is in a bar and bumps, into a grown man who shouts at him, "Piss off, you little mattress pumper".
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a japaonfile is someone who is obbssesed with the japanese culture to the point where it becomes annoying.
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the act of ejaculating up a females nose.
after she gave me a blowjob, i went ahead and gave 'er the old nantucket noseplugger!..
