Mattress Pumper

What is Mattress Pumper?


1.

A young guy, shy, loner, usually a teenager, often a geek, who does not have a girlfriend and spends far too much time alone, often at home in his bedroom, when other people his age are out having a good time. The implication being that he is wanking or fucking, i.e. "Pumping" his mattress because he can't root a real Sheila. The meaning of the term and it's use might have nothing in common.

An underage drinker (under 18) is in a bar and bumps, into a grown man who shouts at him, "Piss off, you little mattress pumper".

See profanity, slang, insult, euphemism, australianism


69

Random Words:

1. Two monkeys eating a banana while listening to techno music in silver robes and steel boots. Hey did u see the Vizen at the zoo? I lov..
1. A guy with horrible luck in general, specifically with women. A zeedep-skee is only attracted to crazy women and lets these women walk ..
1. A phrase used to excuse a person from hicupping/hiccoughing. Very much like the way you say "Bless You" after someone has sne..