Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Cranmeister

1. to orgasm or (cum) over someone during sex mupltiple times usually twice. 1:"oh my god dude i totally did a cranmeister on my girl..

Statazit

1. Refered to in italian as telling someone to shut up or stop talking. "STATAZIT! people I'm trying to concentrate."..

Zulus

1. Slang truncation for the question "Did you lose?" John: "I played poker with the local folks in South Africa." Mar..

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