Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Darknez

1. An older form of 'dz'. An ap. darknez likes girls. See ap..

Un-googleable

1. When you search for a topic and it comes back with no results. Barry: dude, do you know where I could find a one armed midget Scientist..

Ignant Idgit

1. a lazy persons way of saying ignorant idiot. often expressed by people with speach impediments. usually an insult. dude, ur an ignant..

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