Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Punish

1. The action of fucking someone real hard I'm going to punish that bitch tonight 2. 1. To Finish or consume something. 2. To fuck..

Hippacrockerpig

1. An over weight slightly smelly, back haired mountain beast only to be described as said word in immediate circumstances of utter disgust..

Scrotum Combing

1. Your guy is laying bottom up. You pin four or five fingers at the root of his scrotum and scratch delicatly, lovingly, in the direction ..

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