Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

T-shit

1. a shitty t-shirt, typically one with holes, or paint stains, or it also could be a really ugly t-shirt. Damn son, get that t-shit off y..

Asizzile

1. Slang for awsome. This asizzle pizzle is of the hizzle fo' shizzle, bizzle...

Circumfornicate

1. To waste time. A cute way of saying "fuck around." Combination of "circum-" meaning "around" as in "c..

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