Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Scromf

1. To devour, as in food. To chow down. "Wow, you really scromfed that burger, fat ass." See eat, devour, inhale, consume, cho..

Poopy Face

1. 1. A terrible insult whose origin can be traced as far back as the 1700's. 2. A way of describing a person with an ugly face - wi..

Vilgos

1. a virtious house of controlling demons, also a loving person the vilgos may control us all See god, devil, heavenly, wet, dry..

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