Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Ysi

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Ludaballs

1. Very crazy, wild, or rediculous action. Gurl you fuckin' that policeman so you don't get that ticket was a bunch of Ludaballs..

Hard

1. 1. An erection of the penis... 2. What happens to a girl's nipples when she gets cold or has water poured on her tits (like in a w..

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