Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Ze Chopper

1. 1) A place of refuge or 'safe zone' where one is free from predation. 2) An often sarcastic, sometimes affectionate nickname ..

Itchers

1. Slang term for narcotic painkillers (Vicodin, Percocet, Percodan, Norco, Lortab, Oxycodone, Oxycontin) because of the "itchy" ..

Plastros

1. A person or thing that is is fake, artifical or simply superficial The politician was incredibly plastros, and hence destined for succe..

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