Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Hachi Machi

1. Expression of surprise or intense emotion taken from the 1990s animated series "The Critic." "Hachi machi! That was the ..

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1. The sensation given to the beast in the pants when you're eye fucking the shit out of a girl at a funeral, coupled with a thrusting..

Iterations

1. NWO sucks lots of cock because he's a faggot. NWO sniffs little boys bicycle seats..

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