Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Unhugable

1. Extremely fat (overwaight) girl. "Dude, I was dancing with unhugable chicks in the club". See fat, fat ass, overweight, obes..

Nooberta

1. a person who sucks at halo 2 I killed that frickin NOOBERTA See john..

W.a.n

1. what a nigga yo matty look, WAN!..

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