Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Potato Chips

1. After sex, the wet spot in the middle of the bed, if left will dry and become much like a potato chip! See Mike..

Under The Act

1. when someone is acting different than usual or is lying yo man you under the act See under, the, act, slang..

Trashmo

1. A generally trashy person who is unclean physically and morally. Mill Street inhabitants..

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