Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Embracing The Turtle

1. To engage and specificaly indulge ones self in the illicit act of smoking wacky tobacky, herb, marijuana, or hash hishe. Bartholomuel a..

Obdurate

1. A stubbornly loyal person who lives in a city with a sucky team that always chokes.(Seattle) Diane, being of obdurate nature, continued..

Ki'o

1. shit JORDAN used to describe JORDAN :) hooo ki'o mean today. See ki'o, jordan, shit, tuna, ugly..

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