Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Freaktart

1. a mixture between a freak and a tart. "nice one, freaktart" See freak, weirdo, strange, odd, nut..

Queerific

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Jizz Moint

1. noun - the puddle of semen that accumulates on an object when ejaculated from the penis. Bonnie had a jizz moint on her tits after I cr..

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