Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Dilly Whack

1. To strike an opponent, or unsuspecting victim in the face with one's penis That bastard stole my money, so I dilly whacked him whi..

Pumpfake

1. to throw for a loop, to decieve or fool. "I went to Brenda's house thinking that i was gonna smack the skins, but she pumpfak..

G-burg

1. Gaithersburg, MD. Middle of MoCo. Duck, Buck, and Phuzz, all done had been up in G-Burg High School...

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