Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?


1.

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.


48

Random Words:

1. ugliest state you can ever be in dude look at that kid he is such a george weber See dumb, dumbass, paris hilton, dick head..
1. Sperm all over your socks or designated cum sock. The crustyness was a result of the children of the socks. See cum, jiss, knuckle chi..
1. This is used as a synonym for "agreed", "for sure", "sure", "fo shizzle". The '0' in &..