Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Oh Hells Yeah

1. An exclamation of happiness and approval Person 1: The new {insert band name here} CD just came out. Person 2: Oh hells yeah!..

Kinis

1. English slang for Fucking Is "That's not yours" reply "Kinis"..

Unnnhhh

1. Used in conjunction with pelvic thrusts when seeing a totally majorly “porkable” babe that you'd like to give the "hot beef in..

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