Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Memwank

1. Memwank short for Memory wank, meaning to remember someone, or in these times, something. Thus leading to Mental masturbation at a late..

Ortweined

1. vb: Somedbody talking to you (not with you)for long periods of time about useless information until the point of severe bordom sets in a..

W00t!!

1. 1.An iterjection used widley for happiness and suprise. 2.An act of dominance. 1.w00t!!, indeed!!! 2.w00t!!... IN YA FACE! See pwn, ..

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