Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Voltaic

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Ufe

1. The male equivalent of a female queef Did you hear that? I just had a ufe down there. See queef, fart, air, explosion, smell..

Queef Attack

1. A highly explosive, sudden expulsion of warm air from the vagina or vaginal region. A common abbreviation; 'Q&A' Example ..

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