Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Zobbing

1. Zobbing is the act of playing video/computer games. Although the term has derogatory undertones, implying the act of gaming is "not..

Vanders

1. charming,goodlooking with similar attributes associated with the kavorka, but simply an A.D.D child that fell through the medical diagn..

W.i.f.e

1. WASH. IRON. FUCK. Etc. God DAMN IT WOMAN DID I STUDDER, Get me a Beer. I love you honney. now go slip into that cute lil number so I ca..

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