Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Ace It

1. To take a shit and not have to wipe Guy 1: Dude, I think i can ace it Guy 2: Dude, that would be amazing!! See shit, crap, wipe..

I'll Tater Your Tots

1. a very creative play on my nickname which means I'll give you sex. lol. made by one of my besties! love yah!! Dude your so hott i ..

Evanston

1. A really cool college town. Distinct from the rest of the North Shore, especially Kenilworth, Wilmette, Winnetka, etc., because those ar..

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