Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

5th Table Leg

1. A meal that is so good you pop a boner. A meal that is just phenomenal! Delicious meal!! That porkchop dinner was a 5th table leg meal!..

Lockit

1. When you Lock the up the Knukle punce. He just LockIt on me. See awesome, sonny, maddox, film, corn..

Tard

1. Stupid people who forget to delete the annoying (RE:)'s in a replied message. Jessica's a lazy ass (RE:)tard! See messages, ..

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