Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Gemmed

1. one who has had a sudden slutty feeling take over them after drinking heavily all night. Lauren was so gemmed that she went naked roof ..

Butt Beard

1. The line of hair above a man's butt crack. My husband Jerry needs to shave his butt beard if he wants to get lucky on Valentine&ap..

Oinked

1. To have a sexual encounter with a fat woman. Jason got oinked last night. See chubby chaser, lardy, feeder, obese, whale, hogfucker 2..

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