Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Gorchy

1. adjective - nasty, foul, or bitter tasting. However, it can also denote something of extremely rancid quality in general, not limited t..

Outfagged

1. (Verb) 1. Act more like a fag then normal. (GO off on a gayy subject) 2. Act like a complete asshole Gerge really outfagged him..

Xylophagous

1. (referring to an animal, especially insects or woodworking teachers) feeding on or boring into wood the woodbug is a xylophagous insect..

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