Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Impish

1. The Person who is very mischevious,nauthy and it also means Rascally. Impish Eyes Impish Deeds See naught, mischevious, funky, funny..

Very Interesting But Stupid

1. Commentthat often deserves to be made of much of the quackery filling our global culture. Pioneered by Arte Johnson as Wolfgang the Na..

Corner Pumper

1. A sexual position involving a helmet, D-rings, and 2 ratchet straps. Have your partner put on the helmet and bend over facing a corner...

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