Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Epology

1. a half assed apology that seems to place blame on the recipient. "E -I think you owe me an apology..." "Geez Nate, OK -..

Noob Salad

1. A counter strike player who pwns on a n00bsalad server. I talked to a noob salad player last night and he was powning me to death. See..

Shloshing

1. Cumming into girls mouth, then she spits into cup, and then she drinks from cup. Guy 1: The girl I had sex with last night went shloshi..

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