Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Jizzisle

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Dsdwh

1. shouted at your drunk friend before he drives a hot chick home, or before he drives your car home. Meaning "drive safe, don't ..

W.i.t

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