Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

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Huntandpecker

1. Someone who employs the hunt and peck method of typing. Sean is a freaking huntandpecker, it takes him ages to reply to my IMs. See hu..

Koo

1. To be kool. That du rag be koo dawg. See Wangsta 2. The act of which the primary aim is to gain, regain or sustain social status, by..

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