Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Pussy-ass-bitch

1. some one who is such a pussy that they need two more offensive words to properly describe them. guy 1: so this kid said(said is a name ..

Kustard

1. A mix of mustard and ketchup accidentally/purposefully mixed on food guy 1-awww, now theres kustard on my wiener. guy 2-then why did u..

Jizcombobulated

1. The feeling a male or female feels after having a load blown into his or her mouth. Boy I felt so jizcombobulated when John blew his lo..

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