Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Do Stuff And More

1. A term used by those completely inexperienced in the act of hooking up. "Dude, I'm totally going to do stuff and more with th..

Bastardic

1. Bastard-like; something a bastard might do EXAMPLE 1: X: "Yeh, he put loads of gravel in my running shoes so I lost the year grou..

Rotmfflmao

1. rotmfflmao means 'rolling on the floor laughing my mother fucking ass off'. It's an extended version of rotfl, which is &..

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