Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

W00tz

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1. A place of your own where you can go to just hang out. My middle ground. (someones house) 2. An alternative that does not necessarily..

Queerzi

1. the combination of a rizzi and a queer, rizzi = a fucked-up fagget, a sick queer = weirdo queerzi matela the friendly neighboring fag..

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