Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Hizzabeth

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Powang

1. A real Dufas Hey! That Powang just ate my terd. See Jason..

Jades

1. Another term for sunglasses or shades. Yo dude, those are some sweet jades that youre rockin. See sunglasses, shades, raybans, aviator..

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