Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Dalas Ym Ssot

1. Toss My Salad Backwards Dude dalas ym ssot!! feet feet feet See feet, toss my salad, toss, my, salad..

Jill Palmer

1. The silloutte of you hand spell jill, so... That chick left me with blue balls, so I had to give myself a jill palmer! See jill, palme..

Anec-dotage

1. Old age senility evidenced by oral comments or writings which are as nostalgic as they are stupid. "I did not have sexual relation..

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