Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

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1. Preceding to hook up with a significant other whilst this individual is extremely incapacitated, therefore surrendering the last line of..

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