Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Tig Ol' Bitties

1. the biggest set of tits youv set your virgin eyes on I went over to kims house and her tig ol' bitties were like"snap" ..

Crotch Cord

1. The mechanism by which you remove a tampon. Delores pulled her crotch cord and out came her tampon. See tampon, vagina, blood, gross, ..

Management Tape

1. (Noun) Tape that is two-faced. It is all "fixed", they used management tape to repair it. See lie, cheat, steal, management,..

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