Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Choose-a-belt

1. The daunting nightmare where the parents give a child the choice of which belt to get whupped by. When Dad told Billy to Choose-A-Belt,..

I've'd

1. a spoonerismd contraction of the phrase I'd've I've'd done it this way...

Hilda

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