Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

1. Similar to :V but with bigger, more shocked and open eyes. More loud and annoying. Person1: lol :V Person2: OMG LOL!!! 8V See :v, 8),..

The Greyhound

1. when you sit to take a shit and it just runs right out of you. Almost like the runs. I guess there was a rabbit in the toilet cause th..

Lkay

1. to hump: mainly goats and trees go lkay those trees, asswipe 2. One who lkays You must be an lkay... Look at those poor trees...

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