Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

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¿me Dejas Esto?

1. Spanish for 'Can I borrow this?' ¿Me dejas esto, señor?..

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