Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Unmadable

1. Unable to be mad at. She is unmadable. You can't be mad at him, he's unmadable. See are, you, serious, i, can't, thin..

Double Click Your Mouse

1. when a girl masturbates Do you double click your mouse?..

Fagnole

1. When something smells of homo. Guy #1: Did you know that Abercrombie & Fitch kill gay people and put them in their vents? Guy #2: ..

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