Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Shtf

1. When the Shit Hits The Fan. To survialists and preparedness people, this is the big disaster. Normally connotates the total break down ..

Hhad

1. A step above KOS (Kill on Sight); the acronym stands for "hunt his ass down". He tried to infiltrate our guild and abused us ..

Pon Farr

1. Seven year itch that Vulcan males get in Star Trek, when they have to mate or die. What's the matter, Spock, got your Pon Farr on?..

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