Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

[va-g-jay]

1. another word for vagina Dude you ain't never seen her va-g-jay. See vagina, pussy, douche, rat, tampon..

Eat A Fat Dick

1. Usually used in a derogitory self degrating manor. "Hey you New England Patriot's Fan, you should go eat a fat dick you bitch..

Assturbator

1. someone who uses the anus for physical pleasure I, Charlie Fehring, am an assturbator...

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