Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Zero %

1. Definition- To take away something (ie to give them 0% of something, or take away 100% of something) Stop that or I'll give you ze..

Ifhy

1. i fucking hate you. i-i f-fucking h-hate y-you Carson, ifhy. like Carson, stop playing me. stop telling me that you love me while y..

Eulonima

1. Loser, cunt, fucktard, twat, depressoid oh my god, i cant believe youre such a eulonima j00 is a total eulonima, jesusmoses..

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