Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Glass Sharts

1. Whats in your crap when you take a painful shit. 'Are there glass sharts in my anus'- Dane Cook See sharts, anal, hurt, ouch..

Bombular

1. the best weed around.. damn that weed u had last week was dumb ass bombular.. See bomb, weed, blunt, pussy, mac, dre, bay, area..

Thomas Thompson

1. The formal name for a Tom Tom GPS device. Gary: Nutsack! I think we're lost. You better grab the Thomas Thompson out of the glove ..

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