Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

J_kip

1. a person who talks smackout of their ass. usually seen looking up the word stupid in the dictionary because they don't know what it..

Two Dead Flies

1. worthless, not even worth two dead flies. He ain't worth two dead flies See Stan..

'stone

1. abbreviation for a single container of Keystone Light Beer, very popular amomg low-income, high-volume drinkers. Hey mikey, get me a ..

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