Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

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1. The abbreviation for, most commonly, 'You Dick Sucking Fuck Bag'. A derogatory comment often used in online chat rooms or text..

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1. adding emphasis on a word; total chaos, complete and unhindered carnage Draccs: Yo faun, did you see that nippon chix0r Faun: fucking ..

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1. A quick way to say "Jumping around for Joy" while typing on AIM, talking through email, or just making life a tad easier. Mik..

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