Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Zomb

1. a person who emulates the actions of a mute and will-less dead person in many or all aspects of their life. "My boy, Shoobie, knew..

Zeophyte

1. A member of the online message board of Zeo. Most Zeophytes like to act crazy, you'll seldom find one that's normal. See Jo..

'sshole

1. Contracted form of asshole. Used to describe a stupid person or a jerk. Pick up the wallet you dropped, 'sshole...

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