Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Volcon

1. Its like the shocker but you use two in the stink. So, 2 in the meat 2 in the ass and 1 on the clit. I was shocking your mom last night..

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Evil Weevil

1. A kind of weevil that is evil, stupid. I'm am a evil weevil...

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