Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Zoof

1. A zoof is someone who has absolutley no understanding of the world around them; ignorant; completly clueless Jack is the biggest zoof o..

A Slushy

1. Verb; To get a PT member killed cause of a Stupid aoe Lol dude, John pulled a Slushy, and got our healer Killed See ffxi, slushy, mpk..

The Selleck

1. When an unshaven man gives a woman stubble burn after perfroming cunnilingus. Joe needs to shave. He keeps giving me a Selleck, and it..

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