Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

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You Are Retarded

1. IQ of 70 or lower People who have to look up I shit on your mom's face last night. You are retarded. Need I say more? Why the fu..

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