Mattress Test Pilot

What is Mattress Test Pilot?

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Ifandbuts

1. short form for the popular phrase 'if and but about it' Mother to child: 'No you can't go to the store and there i..

Helpted

1. Pronunciation: help'ted; Southern often hep'tid. Function: Transitive verb Helpted is a word used by ignorant, sometimes ret..

Video Biffer

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