Mattress Tumor

What is Mattress Tumor?

When someone is so lazy, they won't get out of bed for a long period of time

"Dude, I don't want to go anywhere today, so I'll go back to sleep."

"Mattress Tumor."

See lazy, slob, tired, bed, sleep

W.i.f.e

1. WASH. IRON. FUCK. Etc. God DAMN IT WOMAN DID I STUDDER, Get me a Beer. I love you honney. now go slip into that cute lil number so I ca..

Riburroloco

1. The Spanish work for ridonkulous! Ese muchacho tiene pelo anaranjado! Eso es riburroloco!! That boy has orange hair! That is ridonkul..

Afradelphian

1. A person of African decent that lives in Philadelphia. The guy from June 23's Jimmy Fallon show was afradelphian See african, pen..

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