Mattress Tumor

What is Mattress Tumor?

When someone is so lazy, they won't get out of bed for a long period of time

"Dude, I don't want to go anywhere today, so I'll go back to sleep."

"Mattress Tumor."

See lazy, slob, tired, bed, sleep

Pooslut

1. Someone who screws people, well, screws anyone she shakes hands with. Then, wen gettin screwed, she gets pooed on, or she lets her conte..

The Arnold Reyes

1. The act of performing three simultaneous homosexual acts in parallel. These acts include, but are not limited to: Shrimpin, the Alaskan ..

Un-stuck

1. adj. a word to describe something that *was* stuck. (Other forms) un-stucked; un-stucking; un-stuckedly; un-stuckedness My dad is un-..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Mattress Tumor Edit Meaning