Mattress Tumor

What is Mattress Tumor?

When someone is so lazy, they won't get out of bed for a long period of time

"Dude, I don't want to go anywhere today, so I'll go back to sleep."

"Mattress Tumor."

See lazy, slob, tired, bed, sleep

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