Mattress Tumor

What is Mattress Tumor?

When someone is so lazy, they won't get out of bed for a long period of time

"Dude, I don't want to go anywhere today, so I'll go back to sleep."

"Mattress Tumor."

See lazy, slob, tired, bed, sleep

Pinched The Perfect Loaf

1. A crap that does not require wiping. Dude, I just pinched the perfect loaf. See wipe, crap, shit..

Ploner

1. a mixture between a Plonker and a loner Ali is such a ploner See plonker, loner, twonk, billy, loser..

Assopopulous

1. This is When You pucker up your butt hole to resemble a kiss then you place it on your partner and begin kissing him/her. My girlfriend..

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