Mattressdango

What is Mattressdango?

Sex (often rampant) involving a top hat and umbrella.

Sometimes you have to use mandango to do the mattressdango.

See top, hat, sex, umbrella, mandango

Cock Anointing

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3 For 60

1. Back in the days when 3 rubbers (condom wasn't even a word yet) cost 60 cents, and they were kept out of sight behind the counter i..

Crudalicious

1. Crud, Rubbish, Crap, Shit, Someone or something that is of bad quality. "That Rapper Is Crudalicious" See rubbish, crap, bad..

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