Mattressdango

What is Mattressdango?

Sex (often rampant) involving a top hat and umbrella.

Sometimes you have to use mandango to do the mattressdango.

See top, hat, sex, umbrella, mandango

Zukotynski

1. (N) A young Jew who has castrated his non-existent penis. (V) To masturbate on Nicole Maeda's face while watching Wheel of Fortun..

Hair Crammer

1. One who shaves pubic hair and shoves up victims cunt "Man that bitch wanted me to shave my pubes, and stick it up her cunt. What a..

Zareek

1. a top mate who is usually of fiji indian background, who have problems with jizzing in their pants i zareeked in my pants, pass me some..

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