Mattressdango

What is Mattressdango?

Sex (often rampant) involving a top hat and umbrella.

Sometimes you have to use mandango to do the mattressdango.

See top, hat, sex, umbrella, mandango

P911

1. Parents are here! Don't type something you wouldn't want them to see. Mike: So tell me more about yourself. Sue: I'm 5&..

Drailing

1. E-mailing when drunk -- i.e., drunk e-mailing...

Chummy Tummy

1. A stomach that has just received a massive load of penis plaster. Her chummy tummy was the only thing she had going for her...

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