Mattressdango

What is Mattressdango?

Sex (often rampant) involving a top hat and umbrella.

Sometimes you have to use mandango to do the mattressdango.

See top, hat, sex, umbrella, mandango

Inquirous

1. adj 1. to actively seek out the identity of another by overtly external means; 2. to be curious about another beyond any reasonable mean..

Halley And Logan

1. The most perfect soon to be couple! Logan is freakin perfect for Halley! Ex. Halley and Logan are gonna go out soon!!..

Egyptian Brown Mist

1. Egyptian Brown Mist has a few steps.... 1.) Spend 2 whole days eating nothing but pure fiber and laxatives. 2.) Hold your shit in 3.)..

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