Mattressdango

What is Mattressdango?

Sex (often rampant) involving a top hat and umbrella.

Sometimes you have to use mandango to do the mattressdango.

See top, hat, sex, umbrella, mandango

Zip 'n Sip

1. A quickie blow job. First you zip, and then you sip. We didn't have much time, so we had a Zip 'n Sip. Holla. See blow job..

Q Ball

1. when a girl shaves off all her pubs. I don't like to have a q ball it makes me feel like a little girl! See smooth, pubeless 1. ..

Oskalabyez

1. The one who isn't capable of tending to the seeds of the social surrounding; a stupid bitch, yet not a female, prone to taking phot..

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