Mattressdango

What is Mattressdango?

Sex (often rampant) involving a top hat and umbrella.

Sometimes you have to use mandango to do the mattressdango.

See top, hat, sex, umbrella, mandango

-ass

1. a suffix that can be added to most descriptive words phat-ass fat-ass crack-ass big-ass long-ass hot-ass sweet-ass See Rosh 2. ..

Don't Hate The Player Hate The Game

1. What I, or some of us say when a your sweetness found out thinks aren't so sweet.. Girl: What the f!ck are you messing around with..

Howcome

1. Another phrased coined by David Alan Weinshel (Wheeler 02' BU 06'). Simplifies the stress of saying how and come separately. ..

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