Mattressdango

What is Mattressdango?

Sex (often rampant) involving a top hat and umbrella.

Sometimes you have to use mandango to do the mattressdango.

See top, hat, sex, umbrella, mandango

Horizontally Receptive

1. When a female gives consent for sex. Scott was hoping Katie would be horizontally receptive after their date. See slut, whore, tramp..

Defiance

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Lollerpwned

1. The most humiliating defeat. The only honor-compensating action after you've been LOLLERPWNED is suicide. In ancient days, Samura..

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