Mattressdango

What is Mattressdango?

Sex (often rampant) involving a top hat and umbrella.

Sometimes you have to use mandango to do the mattressdango.

See top, hat, sex, umbrella, mandango

Ride The F Train

1. Popular New York City slang for engaging in coitus I rode the f train with your mom (up the butt)..

Ferdi

1. a very cute ass boy. look its ferdi! HELLA CUTE HUH?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!??!??!??! See ferdi 2. a dope person that is very fucking cool..

Vob

1. to vomit in your hands Danni took one look at Sohie, and then vob'd. See vob, danni, sophie, vomit, coldplay..

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