Mattressdango

What is Mattressdango?

Sex (often rampant) involving a top hat and umbrella.

Sometimes you have to use mandango to do the mattressdango.

See top, hat, sex, umbrella, mandango

Truthiness

1. The quality of stating concepts one wishes or believes to be true, rather than the facts. Origin: Stephen Colbert, "The Colbert Re..

Phanno

1. a god of sex, knows his way around in bed and while having sex God, you're such a phanno. See sex, love, god, cum, bed..

Hit The Books

1. To study really hard, avoiding other distractions I haven't studied for today's test yet. Time to hit the books! See Malinda..

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