Mattress-stabber

What is Mattress-stabber?

A huge boner in the morning hours.

"When I awoke this morning, I was sleeping face-down and had a raging mattress-stabber. I hope my water bed isn't leaking."

See morning wood, red-fuji, johnson, boner, rod, hard-on

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