Mattress-stabber

What is Mattress-stabber?

A huge boner in the morning hours.

"When I awoke this morning, I was sleeping face-down and had a raging mattress-stabber. I hope my water bed isn't leaking."

See morning wood, red-fuji, johnson, boner, rod, hard-on

W.w.j.b.d.?

1. What Would James Bond Do When you're in a shitbox situation, you needs the brilliance, charisma, slyness, and sheer will of James ..

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1. tis a rose on IM, simple as that. (on IM) me: i givs you a rose @>--)---- gf: aww See rose, ascii, im, @, -, )..

Madra

1. Irish for dog, refers to a ugly slut, often a bitch... hated by many 'Racheals so mean' 'haha lets call her madra&apos..

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