Mattrifice

What is Mattrifice?

Noun: A mattress with an orifice or small opening on the surface for the deposit of

vomit, urine or other bodily fluids. Coined

by "Loveline" radio host Adam Carolla.

"if I had a mattrifice, I could stay in bed all day."

Nshm

1. A word that means unimpressed. Not used in a sentence, only used by itself. Nshm! Stupid flatmate blocked my car in! See not impressed..

Quiching

1. The act of inserting a student's class ring (primarily a high school class ring) into another student's rectum, possibly as a ..

Oyster Fart

1. Descriptive term for the sound of semen and gas erupting from the anus after anal intercourse. Erutpions may also consist of several oth..

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