Mattrifice

What is Mattrifice?

Noun: A mattress with an orifice or small opening on the surface for the deposit of

vomit, urine or other bodily fluids. Coined

by "Loveline" radio host Adam Carolla.

"if I had a mattrifice, I could stay in bed all day."

Quong

1. When one subject blows weed smoke into a woman's womb whilst she intakes air for her next queef followed by the queef smoke going i..

Not If It Implodes

1. Commonly said during a disagreement of ideas in which there is no rebuttal and signifies the speaker's victory. The term was first ..

Luevano

1. A person, mostly of female origin, who is lazy, ignorant, anoying, and whorish. These people will usually take full advantage of any le..

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