Mattrifice

What is Mattrifice?

Noun: A mattress with an orifice or small opening on the surface for the deposit of

vomit, urine or other bodily fluids. Coined

by "Loveline" radio host Adam Carolla.

"if I had a mattrifice, I could stay in bed all day."

Tapping The Squid

1. "tapping the squid" - v. - to partake in the ingestion of a downer in combination with the consumption of alcohol to promote a..

Groundhogging

1. Whenever feces slowly emerges from your anus after trying to hold it in for too long, similar to the head of a groundhog peeking out fro..

Nimpy

1. Adjective to describe something that is weak, soft, and floppy. I took a shit the other day and my poop was quite nimpy...

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