Mattrifice

What is Mattrifice?

Noun: A mattress with an orifice or small opening on the surface for the deposit of

vomit, urine or other bodily fluids. Coined

by "Loveline" radio host Adam Carolla.

"if I had a mattrifice, I could stay in bed all day."

Slacker G2

1. Devices used by homosexuals to induce long periods of pleasure. My boyfriend doesn't do it properly in the analcavity and so I hav..

Un-quality

1. A quality that one wishes not to have Her fat hands are certainly an un-quality as she cant pick up pennies See steff..

Hallucigenating

1. The act of hallucinating or acting randomly in such a manner as to appear as if one is on drugs. Bob: "Whoa, what's with the ..

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