Mattrifice

What is Mattrifice?

Noun: A mattress with an orifice or small opening on the surface for the deposit of

vomit, urine or other bodily fluids. Coined

by "Loveline" radio host Adam Carolla.

"if I had a mattrifice, I could stay in bed all day."

Jobrocest

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Arsewit

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Yain't

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