Mattrifice

What is Mattrifice?

Noun: A mattress with an orifice or small opening on the surface for the deposit of

vomit, urine or other bodily fluids. Coined

by "Loveline" radio host Adam Carolla.

"if I had a mattrifice, I could stay in bed all day."

Butt Sore

1. Being in a generally grumpy mood and/ or getting worked up and frustrated over something. See also moated What's wrong with Chris?..

Brocktoon

1. 1. The nickname granted to Mr. Belvedere by his fans. 2. A smelly physics student. 3. A sexual manuever involving 3 people, a bunk bed..

Orgasmilation

1. A mix of the words Orgasm and HumiliationOrgasmilation means humiliation over an orgasm, usually caused by being walked in on in mid org..

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