Mattrifice

What is Mattrifice?

Noun: A mattress with an orifice or small opening on the surface for the deposit of

vomit, urine or other bodily fluids. Coined

by "Loveline" radio host Adam Carolla.

"if I had a mattrifice, I could stay in bed all day."

Damnrifuckingdiculous

1. Something so off the wall it is beyond the realm of ridiculousness. Beyond insane. Man, her weave is in the shape of a helicopter. Tha..

Disorienteated

1. Having breasts that are uneven, lopsided, or otherwise not symmetrical. Hey, one of her boobs is bigger than the other. I guess you co..

Nicccha

1. Jewish pronunciation of the word "nigga" Also means Nigger Come on then nicccha, let's roll...

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