Mattrifice

What is Mattrifice?

Noun: A mattress with an orifice or small opening on the surface for the deposit of

vomit, urine or other bodily fluids. Coined

by "Loveline" radio host Adam Carolla.

"if I had a mattrifice, I could stay in bed all day."

Sleeper

1. A girlfriend that is ugly on the outside, but is great in bed Tom: Hey Muhammed, is your girlfriend hot? Muhammed: Nah, but she's..

Physically Challenged Friend

1. 1: An important-sounding friend whose name you drop to make yourself sound important by association. These sorts of friends, however, co..

Nardfasting

1. When a man denies himself sex, masturbation, or any other activities that could lead to his eventual ejaculation. "Baby, I'd ..

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