Mattrifice

What is Mattrifice?

Noun: A mattress with an orifice or small opening on the surface for the deposit of

vomit, urine or other bodily fluids. Coined

by "Loveline" radio host Adam Carolla.

"if I had a mattrifice, I could stay in bed all day."

Kapwap

1. The sound of the act of slaping someone with your penis. This can be used as a verb (see example) "If that fucktard English teache..

Kljap

1. Penis – “a gag (obstruating the mouth)”. (russian slamg) Kljap u tebja est ili netu??? See pene, schwanz, kir, sex..

Jazzcocker

1. Someone dances like John Travolta in Saturday Night Feaver at every party no matter what song it is. "Boy look at that guy go"..

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