Mattrifice

What is Mattrifice?

Noun: A mattress with an orifice or small opening on the surface for the deposit of

vomit, urine or other bodily fluids. Coined

by "Loveline" radio host Adam Carolla.

"if I had a mattrifice, I could stay in bed all day."

Lil Barton

1. A pop corn particle lodged or embeded in the crevices of ones teeth. I ate 2 bags of Orval Redinbocker last week and i still got a lil ..

Monkey Sheeth

1. monkey sheeth aka... "Jack rag"was brought about due to a friend of mine always masterbating and cleaning himself off with the..

Jujuretared

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