Mattrifice

What is Mattrifice?

Noun: A mattress with an orifice or small opening on the surface for the deposit of

vomit, urine or other bodily fluids. Coined

by "Loveline" radio host Adam Carolla.

"if I had a mattrifice, I could stay in bed all day."

The Old You

1. 1) Used in a sentence to encourage somebody to do or not to take place in an ativity of sort, usually bad. 2) Used to tell somebody tha..

Curb Job

1. It's a little more involved than simply banging someone's head against the curb. It actually means to force someone to lie dow..

Laughing Our Asses Off

1. So amused by something relatively funny or humorous. Generally something sarcastic or potentially offensive. When Barack Obama was elec..

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