Mattrosexual

What is Mattrosexual?


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a person who is metrosexual, but tries to hide his connections with the metro community by calling others gay. a mattrosexual may be inclined to roll up his shirt sleeves to try and show off his "guns", or refuse to wear his hair naturally. mattrosexuals seem tough and asshole-like on the outside, but they really just need some lovin'.

have you seen mr. smoliga lately? what a mattrosexual.


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