Mattsquatch

What is Mattsquatch?


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A bear man, a man who is a bear, specifically named Matt. Distinguishable by his excess of hair, attitude of moral superiority, and seething Catholicism.

The mattsquatch has captured my child, he enjoys small hairy boys.

See bear, man, hairy man, ape, catholic


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