What is Matty?
1.
the bestest guy in the world, hard to find, one of a kind
"i wish i could find a guy like matty"
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2.
bestest guy friend you could have, funnayy, cute, totally fun to be around
but can also be a horny beast
Let's go to the movies with matty! That would be so much fun!
Matty, lets not have sex tonight, please.
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3.
the name of a person who is an absolute mad cunt
matty your such a mad cunt, why are you so cool, your my hero man i wish to be as buff as you one day
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4.
n. A mixed drink consisting of one part Natural Light and one part MD 20/20.
Dude #1:"Man we're drinking Matty's tonight"
Dude #2:"Awful!"
Dude #1:"Yeah, but it'll get ya drunk!"
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5.
To change the rules of a competition for your own personal gain.
Did you rig the footy tips so that you would win? You got me I pulled a Matty.
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6.
A right crack head, will do anything for it.
"Eyyy Luke maaaann, I'll Suck your dick for a rock!"
Matty
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7.
Sunday league football term - To attempt and fail to kick a football after shouting for the pass.
"He's only gone and done a Matty"
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