Matty

What is Matty?


1.

the bestest guy in the world, hard to find, one of a kind

"i wish i could find a guy like matty"

See sweet, smart, cute, little, tiny, bestest, badunkadunk

2.

bestest guy friend you could have, funnayy, cute, totally fun to be around

but can also be a horny beast

Let's go to the movies with matty! That would be so much fun!

Matty, lets not have sex tonight, please.

See bestie, yay, funn, cool, hehe

3.

the name of a person who is an absolute mad cunt

matty your such a mad cunt, why are you so cool, your my hero man i wish to be as buff as you one day

See matty, mad, cunt, yew, funny, jimmeh, downsyndrome

4.

n. A mixed drink consisting of one part Natural Light and one part MD 20/20.

Dude #1:"Man we're drinking Matty's tonight"

Dude #2:"Awful!"

Dude #1:"Yeah, but it'll get ya drunk!"

See maddy, matty, mad dog, natural light, md 20/20

5.

To change the rules of a competition for your own personal gain.

Did you rig the footy tips so that you would win? You got me I pulled a Matty.

See cheat, fix, rig, dodge, lie

6.

A right crack head, will do anything for it.

"Eyyy Luke maaaann, I'll Suck your dick for a rock!"

Matty

See matty, crack, luke, dick, rock

7.

Sunday league football term - To attempt and fail to kick a football after shouting for the pass.

"He's only gone and done a Matty"

See matty, football, soccer, sunday league, kick


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