Matty Cohen

What is Matty Cohen?

A adjective for a creepy older man. Typically one who preys on Freshmen Girls at annual Frat Toga and Halloween parties.

Jon - That girl is so cute, but i think she is a pre-frosh

Jake - Dude, don't pull a Matty Cohen

See matty, down south, pedophile, jail bait, creep

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