What is Mattyj?
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A name for someone whose first name is Matt and last name begins with a "J". Mattyjs have sex with thier bosses often. Mattyjs are usually short little men with brown hair and blue eyes. Mattyjs are from Vermont or New Hampshire and their penises are generally quite small. Also, Mattyj's have dry little nubbins for fingers and often times chafe easily because of this.
Man, you know why MattyJ keeps getting raises at White's?
Why?
Because he's doing Mr. Bona!
Well yeah...he's Mattyj.
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a sweaty, shitty rag resembling pudding
it was so hot today i made a kansas city pudding rag when i wiped my ass.
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A kinky sex maneuver in which while the male is licking the female's (or other male's ;) anus, she defecates into his mouth. T..
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very cool, great!
woaw, this game is end of the way, man!
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Means EXTREMLY in a positive way. Sometimes it is said in short "S..
