What is Matula?
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1. Fat lump of lard.
2. Crybaby who feels sorry for himself and just really needs to get over it.
3. Whiner about everything.
4. Insists on trying to help everyone, when no one really wants his help, which is probably why he has no friends.
5. Is a victim of "false friendship."
Girl dumps boyfriend, boy asks why. Girls says "You are SUCH a Matula!"
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14 inch penis
"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."..
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Particularly dence, robust marijuana.
Hey man, got any of those burlacious gangebuds?..
