What is Matulation?
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(n.) The act of masturbating and ejaculating while in bed.
Root origins: Heb. Mittah- bed
matulate(v.)
matulating(adj.)
Dude, she totally matulated last night-- just look at the bed.
Jon matulates every night while his soon to be ex-wife has sex with their body guard.
The art of matulation is hard to perfect, but with practice and focus, one can matulate in expert speed.
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