Matzelle

What is Matzelle?


1.

An enigma wrapped in a conundrum further entangled by a puzzle.

Girl: Yo Matzelle is so hot

Girl 2: I don't understand him

2.

Only the coolest last name in Gottschean heritage.

Other Gottscean last names : Kickel, Kotnick, Morscher and some others that are no where as cool as Matzelle.


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