What is Matzelle?
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An enigma wrapped in a conundrum further entangled by a puzzle.
Girl: Yo Matzelle is so hot
Girl 2: I don't understand him
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Only the coolest last name in Gottschean heritage.
Other Gottscean last names : Kickel, Kotnick, Morscher and some others that are no where as cool as Matzelle.
Random Words:
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-An alternative to saying "what tha fuk" or "what tha duece"
"YO .......i think i just threw up a quarter!......
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When a cornetto is shoved into the female vagina the ice cream inside is then licked out , when no ice cream is left the women climaxes ..
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A really good female soul singer with a really funny first name; her parents were either really sadistic or just not thinking when they ..