What is Matzelle?
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An enigma wrapped in a conundrum further entangled by a puzzle.
Girl: Yo Matzelle is so hot
Girl 2: I don't understand him
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Only the coolest last name in Gottschean heritage.
Other Gottscean last names : Kickel, Kotnick, Morscher and some others that are no where as cool as Matzelle.
Random Words:
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Another term for commonly used phrases found in horrible romance novels regarding a man's (insert adjective here) penis, i.e. his q..
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Pouring blue kool-aid into a woman's anus then shitting into it. A common practice in Minsk, where the temps are cold but the lovin..
