What is Matzelle?
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An enigma wrapped in a conundrum further entangled by a puzzle.
Girl: Yo Matzelle is so hot
Girl 2: I don't understand him
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Only the coolest last name in Gottschean heritage.
Other Gottscean last names : Kickel, Kotnick, Morscher and some others that are no where as cool as Matzelle.
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getting down so funky, it inspires others to get funky with you
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