What is Matzelle?
1.
An enigma wrapped in a conundrum further entangled by a puzzle.
Girl: Yo Matzelle is so hot
Girl 2: I don't understand him
2.
Only the coolest last name in Gottschean heritage.
Other Gottscean last names : Kickel, Kotnick, Morscher and some others that are no where as cool as Matzelle.