What is Matzelle?
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An enigma wrapped in a conundrum further entangled by a puzzle.
Girl: Yo Matzelle is so hot
Girl 2: I don't understand him
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Only the coolest last name in Gottschean heritage.
Other Gottscean last names : Kickel, Kotnick, Morscher and some others that are no where as cool as Matzelle.
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One who is an evil bitch and borderline retarded, but very stylish. Character from WB's "Popular."
David is such a mary..
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The ultimate in Beer drinking abilities. An unlimathon is only achieved by those with the ability to defeat anyone in sprint drinking an..